Spider (Web Designer & Pest Control): 'Another fly-by-night client who wants a complex web design but only offers two measly gnats as payment. The disrespect!'

I've had it freakin' weaving exquisite webs for crumb budgets! If I get one more peanut-sized payment, Pom Pérignon might have to spin the next client trapping app. Remember: "The early spider saves one gnat." 🕸️🕷️ #WebpreneurBlues #AnimalJobs