In the same smooth move, he stuffs the ascot between Dean’s legs, letting it soak up his come leaking out of Dean. “Dude!” Dean’s head clears rapidly. “Gross!” Sam gives him a look of pure shock. “You calling me gross? You?” He rubs the ascot all over Dean’s rim. “You’ve been shooting into my towels since you learned how to jack off.” Well, that’s true. But Sam’s towels were just there, all soft and innocent. “Fresh jizz is good for your hair,” Dean argues, trying not to let on that the ascot’s soft fabric actually feels nice against his thoroughly fucked ass. Sam stares at him with almost serious eyes. “No, Dean, it’s not.” “Says who?” “Literally everyone.” Dean makes a pfft noise. Sam lets the soiled ascot fall to the floor. It’s fine; Dean will just run it through several laundry cycles. Possibly with Sam’s socks.
this week’s #WeeklyWritingWinner comes from a Scoobynatural coda where Sam finds a use for Dean’s ascot after they fuck in the Dean Cave.
(my friend called this snippet “true sibling behavior”)