I had several basketball related dreams last night including a serious analysis of who should play small forward for the Australian Opals at the moment #WeirdBrain. At least, it wasn’t a stress dream.
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Now all I can think of is the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower.' 🫣
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I was craving McDonald's today so I bought a frozen pizza.
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I clean the house like a freak before I fly anywhere. Like it's going to stave off an accident. #weirdbrain
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Kennts ihr das?
Ich:"Das is ein ur guter Film!"
andere Person:"Ah cool. Worum geht's?"
Ich:"Kann mich überhaupt nicht mehr erinnern, aber er is ur gut!"
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My brain doesn’t buffer. It just skips straight from “I’m fine” to “what if the moon is mad at me?”
#ADHDTwitter #WeirdBrain
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Sees a deep freeze for sale on Facebook.
Thinks "That's the perfect size for a body."
#weirdbrain #wheremymindgoes #amwriting #dontcheckmybrowserhistory #writingcommunity
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For days now, whenever I heard the word "dishwasher" I'd imagine the singer from Clutch belting it out as "dish-waaaaaa-sha!" Only today did I remember the lyric I'm thinking of was actually "witch doctor." My brain is so weird.
#clutch #weirdbrain
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I have a task on my list "Wash wok" and I keep reading it as "Wash Woke" and my brain keeps saying:
"But #woke is already clean enough..."
- Lily&
#WeirdBrain #TiredBrain
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En is het juist vroeg boeken of zijn dit last minute taferelen? 🤔 En ja, ik zou het zelf kunnen opzoeken en uitzoeken, maar durf niet goed… 🙈 Bang voor te veel kwijlen en teleurstelling erna. 😅🥲 #weirdbrain 😅😅😂🤣
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Every time I see someone from Sydney, Australia on Beyoncé‘s Internet, I wonder if the one friend I have from there knows them. Since it’s a city of nearly 6M people I don’t think the odds are good, and yet I persist. #weirdbrain
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I've had spellcheck, pretty much my whole life and I still can't spell certain words the first time out.
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My #audio-oriented brain popped up another #mashup suggestion the other day.
Murray Head singing "One Night in Bangkok" (from Chess) should match up well with Kick Axe's "Heavy Metal Shuffle", though a slight tempo adjustment would be needed.
#weird #WeirdBrain
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First time I’ve dreamed about doing a tarot reading. One of the cards was “Lindbergh” with a drawing of a plane. #WeirdBrain
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Why did the theme to the Tonight Show just pop into my head? #earworm #weirdbrain https://tmblr.co/ZqTlby2KCd9QC
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