Reality Isn’t Working Right Now The internet broke my brain. And possibly yours.

Reality isn’t working.
Can I speak to the manager of dimensions?

👉 Reality Isn’t Working Right Now
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#ExistentialHumor #AbsurdReality #ThoughtsAndFeels #SatireThread #WeirdWriting

Today's Horoscope: A Great Day for Pissy Days (Lat. Pissaedae) - Lyza Fennell Today's Horoscope: Today is a great day for Pissy Days (Lat. Pissaedae). You're headed for European romance, perfectly pressed pants, and wild strawberries—until, of course, a boat crash ruins breakfa...

New horoscope just dropped for Pissaedae (♒️ the pissy sign)
Take the good with the bad in this surreal horoscope.
Take a dive:

👉 lyzafennell.com/2025/05/06/t...
#pissaedae #zodiacspoof #weirdwriting #fiction #horoscopes #bskywriters

Try starting a hashtag and feed for this. Then it can be a place on bluesky that editors can go to to look for weird, quirky stories
I dunno #QuirkyColumn
#WeirdWriting #Pitch ?