#WelcomeToFlorida
Remote start is to cool off your car
Or hopefully you can roll down your windows from a distance to let your car air out
Keep a towel in your car to protect your legs from the hot seats
Windshield sun shades are not optional
Carry two bottles of ice water with you
Gray cat sitting on a couch with a WTF, Welcome to Florida pillow behind her.
Florida Cat waiting for the next headline to drop.
#StPeteCat #WTFVibes #WelcomeToFlorida #Cattitude #caturday #catsonacouch @catsonacouch.bsky.social
Excited to read @craigtimes.bsky.social’s latest book #WelcomeToFlorida. 😎 #WTF
@floridapress.bsky.social publishes the best #Florida books. 📚👏👏👏👏
🐊🌴🦩🍯🍊🦋🍹🎶🎡⚓🐍🐠🎨⚾
Port St. Lucifer, FL has the worst drivers in the nation. Florida drivers in general don’t believe traffic laws are laws; only suggestions that are optional. Floridians believe anarchy equals freedom.
#WTF = #WelcomeToFlorida
Hormones Are Normal
Basic health, family planning, and behavior lessons in Florida take a back seat to...back seats.
$15 million to ensure challenged books are unavailable through the school system. That's chump change to the $50m DeSantis spent to defeat #YesOn4
#WelcomeToFlorida #DemCast
How in the world did .@byrondonalds.bsky.social not get a position? #WelcomeToFlorida
Looking forward to this book by @craigtimes.bsky.social.
#WTF = #WelcomeToFlorida
Call me Cirice, because I can hear the thunder. (And my hair was this much of a disaster *before* I walked out into the humidity...) #welcometoflorida @ Gainesville Regional Airport www.instagram.com/p/CBRFqisJ4dR/
