I can’t imagine what my mail carrier thinks.

Relax, no exotic pets were harmed in the making of this delivery.
If you’re going to ship something, go all in.
Some people get boring brown packages. I get suspense.

#LiveAnimals #HandleWithCare #PackageDay #WhatDidIOrder #NeighborhoodMystery

Apparently, when I’m sick, I order underwear. I think I’ve received four shipping notifications. #gay #underwear #whatdidiorder