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Oh yeah this looks like a great American leader #TrumpSleepingOnTheJob #Liar #Thief #Slacker #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
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Ya know what …
The return email for the insanity Musk hit Federal workers with Saturday is HR@OPM.gov.
Any person on the planet can reply.
Send Musk your list of 5 bulleted items you did last week. Let's make this insanity backfire bigly.
#PassItOn #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
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1. Started a departmental DEI program 2. Hung pride flags 3. Added pronouns to my email signature 4. Performed abortions and gender-affirming care 5. Prescribed lots of anti-depressants, ADHD and weight loss meds
Fav response I’ve seen yet from badass federal employee #whatdidyoudolastweek
“1. Started a departmental DEI program
2. Hung pride flags
3. Added pronouns to my email signature
4. Performed abortions and gender-affirming care
5. Prescribed lots of anti-depressants, ADHD and weight loss meds”
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A screenshot of an email reply with the subject "Re: what did you do last week?" sent to HR@opm.gov. The email humorously lists the sender's activities from the past week, including reading about Tesla stock plunging, noticing that government agencies were told not to email Elon Musk, and sharing a USA Today article mocking his directive. The writer also comments on Musk’s appearance in recent photos, suggesting he might not be getting enough sleep due to lawsuits. The email includes a section breaking down the impracticality of Musk’s request, titled: Total Number of Federal Employees – Stating that there are 2.2 million civilian employees. If Every Federal Employee Responded – Explaining that Musk would receive 2.2 million emails. Email Server and Processing Challenges – Discussing potential issues, such as email server strain, storage space requirements (110 GB if each email were 50 KB), and human processing time (25.3 years if each email took 30 seconds to review). The email concludes with a sarcastic "So... best of luck sorting through that mess." followed by the sender signing off as "Best, Erik."
See that Elmo is given workers a second chance to send in their emails, so I'm sending in my second email of 5 things I did this week. #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek #musk
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#PresidentMusk DID ask ALL federal government employees to detail #fivethings that they did last week. Thank you Senator @amyklobuchar.com for letting us ALL see what you had to do last week. Thank you for standing up against #Felon47 and fighting FOR for the American People! #whatdidyoudolastweek
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A textbook example of potentially #phishing email:
☑️ unexpected
☑️ outside usual business hours
☑️ from sender you don’t usually interact
☑️ unaddressed and unsigned
☑️ requires urgent action
Should be reported to cyber security team straight away…
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
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Boss Level. #whatdidyoudolastweek
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Avg Govt Salary: $106,462
# of federal employees: 2.3M
If the "prove your work" email should *only* take 5 min, that's $9.8M of taxpayer money wasted replying to this email
Weekly, that's $510M/year
#doge #opm #email #proveyourwork #whatdidyoudolastweek
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It’s almost Monday. Time to email #elon. You can actually do this! Flood the zone! #hr@opm.gov #doge #trump #maga #federalemployees #crashhisinbox #resist #gop #opm #lies #chainsaw #whatdidyoudolastweek #budgetcuts #haironfire #musk #protest #fightback #elonmusk
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A source that shall remain anonymous (to prevent retaliation) has just sent me the email Musk himself submitted to hr@opm.gov for the #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek update…
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#Whatdidyoudolastweek
1. Stress/Shame ate everything in my fridge
2. Stress/Shame drank everything in my fridge
3. Gave notice at my shitty job for my new hopefully not shitty job
4. Made it through a lunch with my sister in law without punching her in the face
5. Chased a dog
Fuck you Musk
🖕🖕🖕
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.”
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was alone.
2. I was all by myself.
3. No one was looking.
4. I was thinking of you.
5. Did I mention, I was all by myself.
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1, Formed a straight line
2, Went through a tight wind
3, Piled in the back seat
4, Generated steam heat
5, Pulsated to the back beat.
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Oh, get sick, get well
2. Hang around an ink well
3. Hang bail, hard to tell
4. If anything is goin’ to sell
5. Try hard, get barred
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was afraid, I was terrified
2. I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side
3. I spent oh, so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I grew strong
4. I learned how to get along
5. I should have changed my $&€¥ing lock
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
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1 Lost my shirt
2 Pawned my rings
3 Melted wax to fix my wings
4 Threw my hat into the ring
5 Thought that I just had to sing
Not smart, overall #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I jumped to the left
2. Then I stepped to the right
3. I put my hands on my hips
4. I brought my knees in tight
5. I then executed a pelvic thrust that led to my involuntary commitment
#FiveBullets
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1. nicotine
2. valium
3. vicodin
4. marijuana
5. ecstasy & alcohol
#FiveBulelts #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Met this girl
2. Took her for a drink
3. Making love
4. Ditto
5. Ditto
#FiveBullets
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#whatdidyoudolastweek
1. You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
2. Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling
3. You can say it's just the way you are
4. Make a new excuse, another stupid reason
5. Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
#fivebullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
2. Oh, baby, refrain
From breaking my heart
3. I'm so in love with you
4. I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
5. Why you make a me work so hard
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
2. Thinking I could live without you by my side
3. Thinking how you did me wrong
4. I grew strong
5. And I learned how to get along
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Was cool, relaxed
2. Got hip, got on my tracks
3. Took a back seat, hitch-hiked
4. And took a long ride on my motorbike
5. Was ready
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
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