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When it's clear your victim has checked out.

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort

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a man wearing sunglasses and a quote from the lord is my shepherd ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a quote from the lord is my shepherd

#whentocutalongstoryshort

a man with a ring on his finger is sitting at a table with a book and a tablet ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is sitting at a table with a book and a tablet

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort Your audience obviously has no interest in what you’re saying.

a group of men are playing instruments and singing into a microphone on a stage ALT: a group of men are playing instruments and singing into a microphone on a stage

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort When you're in Spandau Ballet🤦‍♂️

a woman with a shaved head is sitting in front of a blue wall . ALT: a woman with a shaved head is sitting in front of a blue wall .

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort
When writing/reading my autobiography

A l̶e̶a̶f̶l̶e̶t̶ flyer would do

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when discussing your sex life

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When someone gives you a box set of Nadine Dorries books for Christmas... Yawn central..🥱🥱

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort

Is that why the Government closed all the Libraries?

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look interested at first.
fall asleep.
wake up just before the end.

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort is on I remember how much I like early Spandau Ballet.

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fast forward the DVD...

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort my good friend @sidneypaget.bsky.social was plied with drugs and groped by a prolific sex offender.

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort I mean how the Dickens should I know…..

a pair of red scissors with googly eyes is flying through the air ALT: a pair of red scissors with googly eyes is flying through the air

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The bits that fall on the floor can be used with the Turkey, hence its Turkey and all the trimmings

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Once I ordered a present for @darrylcat.bsky.social from Temu. It wasn’t wanted and was returned never to be mentioned again

Trump reads "The Snake" source: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/donald-trump-reads-snake-song-lyrics-florida-rally-dangerousspeech-93j7e/

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before reciting the entire text of "The Snake"
(despite objections from the estate)

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When making excuses why you aren’t buying @donquiotext.bsky.social a drink

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort It’s easy. Take for example War and Peace. Now called Peace…..

ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped sweater and a white scarf around his ears . ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped sweater and a white scarf around his ears .

#WhenToCutALongStoryShort is when I have to listen to it...Blah blah blah

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