Where’s is Bozo the clown these days? It would appear that’s he is now one of the fabulous baker boys in Vientiane. #WhereisBoris
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#WhereIsBoris other than apparently swanning off on his jollies when we still can't get LFT or PCR tests in England. These screenshots are from minutes ago.
Love how we have 'the data doesn't support' being said, when we don't have the data to begin with. 🙄
BREAKING: #BorisJohnson secures petrol supply - #WhereIsBoris ?
Please don't ask #WhereIsBoris. We want him to stay in the fridge where he can't do any more harm.
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Wherever talentless make-weights are promoted using the spineless sycophant scale... #ThereIsBoris
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Wherever pathetic, pampered sycophants are engaged in fraud & corruption... #ThereIsBoris
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Wherever lazy, entitled fools are lording it over hard-working keyworkers... #ThereIsBoris
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Wherever rich, selfish sociopaths are taking advantage of ordinary people... #ThereIsBoris
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Wherever the shit is hitting the fan... #ThereIsBoris
I wish all Tories would take a fucking permanent holiday. #WhereIsBoris
It's not a 'yurt', it's a bell tent!
The MSM obsession with faux-'authenticity' is what undermines actual authenticity. And he isn't camping... obviously! #WhereIsBoris
It would be best if Boris Johnson took a permanent holiday. #WhereIsBoris
For how long does refrigeration extend Boris Johnson's 'use by' date? #WhereIsBoris
How many times has #WhereIsBoris been trending now?
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It's Father's Day, he's doing the rounds...
With Alok Sharma in quarantine, I think I hear the sound of champagne corks popping at Chequers... #WhereIsBoris
When Jeremy Corbyn called Boris Johnson a part-time Prime Minister, he wasn't wrong was he? This is still a pandemic and Britain is suffering hugely more than most other countries.
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Why are people again asking #WhereIsBoris?
Surely it's clear by now: in an oak-panelled, grace-and-favour (sic!), country mansion nibbling on caviar-topped morsels of upper crust, whilst dangling his chubby, pale, bejewelled toes in crystal tureens of ice-cold bubbly...
If a new statement needs making, it needs making by the elected PM
This looks awfully weak & nationally embarrassing
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I have to say I always expected Johnson’s reign to end in chaos. I didn’t see it happening inside a year of him winning the Tory leadership contest. He now has 2 major crises running in parallel but #WhereIsBoris ? #Ridge #Marr
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Please check sheds, barns & other outhouses; the prime minister is missing. If you do see him, approach quietly as he is easily scared & may run off. Try tempting him in with a glass of warm milk & a biscuit, then call your local council.
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I don't give a flying fuck where Boris is, I just want him to know my kids aren't going back to school on the say so of a gang of lying charlatans. #WhereIsBoris
Boris ups his game...
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Another daily press conference and yet again no prime minister. Who gets to do his half yearly performance review? Remind him he needs to read the job description and fulfil the obligations therein. That includes fronting up to the public at times of national crisis #WhereIsBoris
Still no Johnson on show at the daily press conference. #WhereIsBoris #BorisCantCope
If anyone was in any doubt about how much contempt Tories, & specifically Boris Johnson, holds them in, consider #WhereIsBoris on the day the UK topped the European death charts? We account for 10% of global deaths! Think about that for a minute... 10% of COVID deaths globally!
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Almost certainly holed up with lawyers trying to find a way to stay out of jail.
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Forget #WhereIsBoris ... where the fuck is his demonic shadow? Where is Dominic Cummings?