I'm trying not to live in the past.

Iamrunning and Iwillrun are still open options, but Iran is off the table.

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Shin spurs, bone splints, and hemorrhoids tearin' the ass outta me

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#WhyICantGoToIran I heard Jesus is going to be there, and, well, I've been meaning to patch things up for a while now, but it could be kind of awkward.

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Because I’d rather run to Toronto than to run to some plat I don’t want to.

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I'm playing poker with the singer of Chandelier

Two Pair Sia

#WhyICantGoToIran Gosh, I'd love to, but they say I'm just too tall, darn it.

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The right question is why are you suggesting I'm going to Iran?🦉

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