When they ask how low the bar is when it comes to dating straight men…
#dating #comedy #relateable #whyimsingle
Any others scraping the cheese from their bowls with a spatula over the sink? Just me 😳
#satire #relatable #cleanplateclub #whyimsingle #feral
I’m a grown woman with very tiny hands 😬 Anyone relate?
#relatable #tinyhands #comedy #whyimsingle
I need a map and geography refresher.
#whyimsingle #dating #funny #womenadvice #nuerodivergent
See you in the AM after my restful sleep of not sleeping next to a man 🙃
#women #dog #satire #whyimsingle
#whyimsingle am I too synical of society! And that's why a disconnect with my hive Mind
I own a purple label Ralph Lauren gown that is black, floor length peau de soie silk w a low cut back, & a slight mermaid tail. After many yrs, every event I’ve attended has been too formal or not formal enough to wear it (or I’ve simply chosen other gowns). It’s now my house gown. #whyimsingle 🤷🏽♀️
What song do you hear in your head when another dating experiences starts going wrong?
#funny #whyimsingle #dating #hinge #inmyhead #relationships #anotheronebitsthedust
Chicks dig it when you sing confidently out loud 😎*
*I think chicks dig it when you sing confidently out loud ‡
‡I *hope* chicks dig it when you sing confidently out loud 😬
#single #imsingle anyone know #whyimsingle? 🤔
I love how when men were collectively told to moderate their responses and not be abusive, they immediately went batshit crazy. Thanks for proving our point, babes. #whyimsingle
Disgusting. Another reason #whyimsingle
#whyimsingle #thedailyshow #tds #jordanklepper #fuckmaga #fuckmusk #downwithtyranny #nokings #miga #makeincelsgrovelagain #imfineeverythingsfine
She met her BF on YouTube! UNHINGED #datingstory
youtu.be/IjPwtja19jM
#datingsuccess #meetcute #datingmemes #datingstories #mets #wwe #whyimsingle
#WhyImSingle
I'm cheap.
I'm abrasive and occasionally selfish with sweets (working really hard on the first/not so hard on the second.)
I'm a try-hard who lacks balance. I strive to be the ultimate perfectionist.
I have my faults. I will strive to achieve better. For me first.
For y'all next. ♥️🥶
You're on dating website and your 1st msg to someone is to tell them you don’t like their favorite team, and that you're a fan of their arch rival? Like where we supposed to go from that? I'm a true fan!! #whyimsingle
Well, at least my mom thinks I'm handsome. #whyimsingle
Because I look sort of scary but am actually an awkward nerd with questionable self-esteem?
Yeah, that covers it I think. lol #WhyImSingle
#whyimsingle 🚶🏻♀️💨
I'm honestly surprised I'm not. When will she realize she's made a horrible mistake?! #WhyImSingle
Rich widows thinner on the ground than I thought.
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#WhyImSingle: The opposite sex just doesn't like me. I'm doomed to be forever passed over, forever alone. Gonna cry now.
Waiting on stuff from multiple people/entities for this working weekend, so I took myself to the farting corpse movie. #whyimsingle
#WhyImSingle
1–Foolishly, I didn't listen to Gram: “God save us from #Irish #men.”
http://maureengavan.com/2014/10/11/ted/
2–Clearly, I'm a piece o'work! ;D
#whyImsingle they call marriage an "institution" but when you have mental problems they call you "institutionalized'...coincidence? (j/k)
Vídeo: latenightjimmy: New Late Night Hashtags! This week Jimmy shares the best #WhyImSingle tweets!
#whyimsingle because my life motto is 'trust no bitch'
My friend is single because everybody want her but she wants nobody, and nobody doesn't want her #whyimsingle HEY @Michfoshizzle!!!
My friend is single because everybody want her but she wants nobody, and nobody doesn't want her #whyimsingle HEY @Michfoshizzle!!!