Valentine’s Day plan:
Say nothing.
Like nothing.
Scroll silently.

Then drop “I miss us!”
And log off.

You’re welcome.

#OlderWomenHumor #ValentinesDay #PettyButPolite #SingleLife #DivorcedAF #WidowHumor #BoomerWomen #GenXWomen #DryHumor #JustMedicateMe

Had this conversation at work today:

Manager: We're short one oven.

Me: That's alright, I'm short one husband.

Coworker: What is wrong with you?

Me: I just told you. I'm short one husband.

#WidowHumor

Text of conversation between two people.

#deadspouse #widowhumor