A raccoon broke into an Ashland, VA liquor store, drank rum, whiskey, and eggnog, then passed out in the bathroom. Police found him face-down like a furry frat bro. He’s fine. But the legend lives on. 🦝🥃 #DrunkRaccoon #AshlandVA #LiquorStoreBreakIn #ViralStory #CCTVGold #WildlifeFails