#WitchLife | I was pulling weeds around my White Sage and Garden Sage and I'm pretty sure I just gave myself an Exorcism ;) #WitchProblems #WitchMadness

Two sticker books sit on a bed covered in gray blankets. They are titled The Antiquarian Sticker Book and Mystical Ephemera: An Enchanting Vintage Sticker Book.

Also, I’m looking through some #witchy sticker books to try to get some motivation to write in my book of shadows and tarot journal. #witchsky #witchmadness #witchproblems

So annoying not to have any yarn stores near me other than Michael’s and they never have what I need. Made a trip to town because what I wanted was supposedly in stock but 👎 so have to figure out what to do instead. #WitchProblems

#witchproblems #witchsky

There's nothing wrong with casting spells and trying new things but why is it that #NewWitches don't want to learn the foundations of craft? I just don't get it. #WitchLife #WitchProblems

Same exclusion, different crystals. Same supremacy, different buzzwords. Same harm, better marketing.
"Love and light" until someone calls out your shit, then suddenly you're allowed to be toxic because they're "not on your level." The cognitive dissonance is STUNNING.

#WitchLife #WitchProblems

Your "ascension" and "high vibe" talk? That's just white supremacy in a crusty velvet cloak. You left the church because it was "too judgmental" then built a whole new religion where YOU'RE coincidentally more evolved than everyone else.

#WitchLife #WitchProblems #5D Bullshit.

Okay Sarah/Jacob with your titties pierced, one dangly earring, feathers all up in that hair, smelling like burnt sage, patchouli and privilege... we need to talk.

#WitchLife #WitchProblems #5D Fuckery. Why not forget about that High Vibration and let's bring on the Low Vibrations, time to root.

OH Ffs... Why is it when YOu need something you can't find it but the minute you don't need it, it's right in your fucking face LOL blasted!!

#WitchProblems #CrochetProblems

The amount of supposedly trained #Witches asking if it is still #MoonWater if it freezes... really concerns me.

#WitchLife #WitchProblems It still concerns me if you are a #NewWitch asking this because... #CommonSense but...

It's Wild to me that there are people out here calling themselves #Witches who don't know the foundations of their craft. They simply find a spell and cast it without understanding energetics, psychic anything, manipulation, timing... Nada... Why is this? I'm OLD omg lol.

#WitchProblems #WitchLife

Like. I legit just saw someone post about what kind of #ProtectionMagic they needed to have up before they cast their #ProtectionSpell :|

#WitchProblems #WitchLife #SayWhat?

Working on a new shawl pattern and omg it's so frustrating. I understand the damned pattern but I keep messing up. AHHHH *Shakes fist*

#WitchProblems #CrochetProblems

Who loses a whole #Crochet project? ME!!! I DO!!

Okay but seriously... Where did it go?

#FiberWitchLife #WitchLife #WitchProblems lol

Im such a witch Im not only wanting to hoard jars but Im trying to hoard bottles as well.

#witchproblems
#zerowaste

I have a bad habit of using tarot cards randomly near me as bookmarks.... So I have a few missing from a couple decks. Do not do this 🥲😅 #IllFindThemEventually #WitchProblems #WitchSky #NotAsIDo #WitchMadness

Image of a hand coming out of a lake with an alien face on the palm. The alien face is shooting a rainbow out of a third eye on its forehead into a gold chalice sitting on the shore of the lake. A woman is sitting on the other side of the chalice, a man stands behind her holding a hat, and a 5 pointed crystal sits on the ground between them. "Me before bed asking for an answer through my dreams. The dream:" is written above the image.

Everytime

#obtuse #vague #dreams #noclarity #witch #spiritproblems #witchproblems #witchlife #justwitchthings

How does one lose an entire Shawl that is 99.9% finished? I am literally turning the house upside down and cannot find it lol #WitchProblems #CrochetProblems #HouseSpirits? maybe.

I always forget how weird my dreams get with a lunar eclipse. Always alternate timelines, possible futures, non-existent pasts. I did not enjoy last night’s variation on the theme.

Torn between more sleep at the risk of starting that up again, or groggily doing some beading. #witchproblems

Oh I am having this huge debate with myself. To Write the Books on #Astrology, #Witchcraft, #Tarot that I had planned on doing or to say fuck it, they don't deserve this and just let other people handle it and focus on my Fiction. #WitchProblems

FFS. Who is trying to be present, in the moment and take things as they go and realized that they needed 3 black candles instead of 3 white candles. Well I have 1 black candle and that's going to have to work lol. I swear. #WitchProblems

We are also having a bit of an odd heat wave in the Netherlands here and I keep needing to remember to move my candles from the window sill because they keep melting and falling over 😅😅😅 Haven't had to think about that for a few years lol

#WitchProblems #WitchSky #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming

I'm procrastinating and I'm so bored and @witchywolf58.bsky.social is ignoring me. Which means he's probably sleeping, eating or making 'Oils'.... I better get to work lol Daily Divination Sessions wont record themselves now will they? #WitchLife #WitchProblems

Goblin decided it was time to decorate for autumn: But they were having trouble figuring out decorations because.... our house is decorated for autumn all year 🤣

#WitchProblems #IsItAutumnYet

“Hey hun, hey darling, can you teach me #Tarot?” Sure. I’m a professional. Here’s my rate. Crickets. 🦗 Name-drop, sugarcoat, flirt all you want, my craft isn’t free. Respect the #Witch, respect the work. Pay for the #TarotTraining you seek.

#WitchLife #WitchProblems #TarotWitch

Note to self: next time, be very specific with the attraction spell. I said “followers, not bots and thirst traps in disguise.
#witchproblems

FUCK lol
I've been HIT!
I've been Hit!!

By a piece of RICE...

#Witch Down! Witch DOWN!!!!

Grinding some Rice in my Molcajete...

Somebody... Saave me!

A True Story by yours truly... #TheDeviantWitch

#WitchLife #WitchProblems #KissMyBooBoo #MeowWow

Almost poked an eye out with Grains of Paradise lol.. Grinding it up in mah Molcajete and BOOM one pops out and heads straight for the eyeball! WOW haha close call y'all but I'm still here!

#WitchLife #Witches #WitchProblems

Left jars of moon water on my patio to best catch the full moon last night, and when I went out to collect them this morning, my little dog had cocked a leg on them #witchproblems

So, apparently I need to come up with a solution to store all of my witchy supplies. My little drawers I have been using are now overflowing with incense, candles, herbs, crystals, tarot/oracle decks, oils, etc. #WitchSky #WitchProblems