And, on top of all of that, being at the festival meant that I missed @wokingfc.bsky.social's fourth consecutive league defeat of the season. Today, I am firmly back in reality, staring with fear at the @national-league.bsky.social table.

#WokingFootballClub #TheNationalLeague #OhDear #ActingLife

A barnstorming win in our local derby is EXACTLY what I needed to get me through the rest of this Easter weekend.

#WFC #WokingFootballClub #AldershotIsOnlyGoodForItsCineworld #EasterWeekend

Even we might not throw this one away from here now. Top stuff.

#WFC #WokingFootballClub #ComeOnYouCards #SafeFromRelegation

Huge win tonight.

#WokingFootballClub #WFC #ComeOnYouCards #ThatWinningFeeling

Haggis, neeps, and tatties, sans neeps but with added playing cards.

I am having more luck with these cards tonight, I have to say.

#WFC #WokingFootballClub #ComeOnYouCards #ActingLife

That was a truly disastrous way to lose. At this rate, we will be playing the likes of #SloughTown and #CheshamUnited next season. I have been to Slough once before and had a terrifying experience in the toilets of a Tesco supermarket.

#WFC #WokingFootballClub #RelegationBattle #ComeOnYouCards

A big win for Wealdstone makes this weekend's all-important relegation six-pointer all the more pertinent for Neal Ardley's men. I will be there no matter what.

#WokingFootballClub #WFC #NealArdley #ComeOnTheCards

Why not invite every English team whilst we are at it, and let my beloved @wokingfc.bsky.social have a crack at The Champions League?

#sarcasm #pinnacleofprofit #payournurses #wokingfootballclub