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Repeter wants an Ukr victory
Repeter wants an Ukr victory
@psvensson.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy
3 months ago
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#webcomic #wondermark

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Jon Bailey
Jon Bailey
@thoreandan.bsky.social
4 months ago
WONDERMARK by David Malki with the assistance of WONDERMARK.COM An obese balding man in a suit is seated at a table in an ornately decorated room, across from a half-robed robot with intermixed stovepipe and sexy parts. Man: Robotecca, I ain't feeling too good. Robot: MY PROGRAMMED RESPONSE IS TO SAY WORDS THAT EXPRESS A SYMPATHY I CAN NOT TRULY FEEL. Man: I get it. Ain't too different from people in that way. Man: Everyone's out to shut me up or shut me down. And I mean, everyone! I live the most persecuted life imaginable! Robot: THIS INFORMATION IS NOTED AND ADDED TO MEMORY. Man: Why are things so HARD. Why can't I just be HAPPY? Robot: IT'S A GOOD QUESTION - - ONE WORTHY OF SERIOUS CONTEMPLATION. IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR FEELINGS ARE QUITE JUSTIFIED. Robot: AFTER ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT TO SHUT YOU UP OR SHUT YOU DOWN. ASTONISHING AS IT MAY SOUND, YOU LIVE THE MOST PERSECUTED LIFE IMAGINABLE. Man: I KNEW IT!

WONDERMARK by David Malki with the assistance of WONDERMARK.COM An obese balding man in a suit is seated at a table in an ornately decorated room, across from a half-robed robot with intermixed stovepipe and sexy parts. Man: Robotecca, I ain't feeling too good. Robot: MY PROGRAMMED RESPONSE IS TO SAY WORDS THAT EXPRESS A SYMPATHY I CAN NOT TRULY FEEL. Man: I get it. Ain't too different from people in that way. Man: Everyone's out to shut me up or shut me down. And I mean, everyone! I live the most persecuted life imaginable! Robot: THIS INFORMATION IS NOTED AND ADDED TO MEMORY. Man: Why are things so HARD. Why can't I just be HAPPY? Robot: IT'S A GOOD QUESTION - - ONE WORTHY OF SERIOUS CONTEMPLATION. IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR FEELINGS ARE QUITE JUSTIFIED. Robot: AFTER ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT TO SHUT YOU UP OR SHUT YOU DOWN. ASTONISHING AS IT MAY SOUND, YOU LIVE THE MOST PERSECUTED LIFE IMAGINABLE. Man: I KNEW IT!

Ｅｌｏｎ＇ｓ Ｔａｌｅ
#Wondermark #Elon #ElonMusk #Grok #GrokAI

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David Marshall
David Marshall
@illdave.bsky.social
4 months ago
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Self absorbent twats by David Malki, 2014. His comics are collages of 19th century woodcuts and engravings. #wondermark #davidmalki
wondermark.com

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Theme to Immodesty Blaise (aka Robert)
Theme to Immodesty Blaise (aka Robert)
@mcswagger.bsky.social
10 months ago
@mcswagger.bsky.social in a Fox Racing shirt with their fox logo in firey fire, on a heather gray shirt. Behind him is a GO MOUNTAINEERS (Appalachian State University) banner, above a framed David Malki print from his Wondermark! comic

@mcswagger.bsky.social in a Fox Racing shirt with their fox logo in firey fire, on a heather gray shirt. Behind him is a GO MOUNTAINEERS (Appalachian State University) banner, above a framed David Malki print from his Wondermark! comic

#shirtoftheday - 🔥🐣🌱
ABSOLUTE Fire
(May 29, 2025)

#selfie #photography #tshirt #positivity #foxracing #fire #wondermark #webcomic #adhd #appalachianstateuniversity #asu #APPSTATE #mountaineers #smile #beard

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Dr Richard Hussey
Dr Richard Hussey
@vecna.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy
11 months ago
Original post on mastodon.online

There's a lot of discussion in the #Cosmere fandom about the "correct reading order" of all the interconnected series and books.

This is my new response:
https://wondermark.com/c/1562/
https://wondermark.com/c/1563/

(It doesn't matter which order you read them in, as long as you keep each […]

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Paul Acevedo: Editor @ Co-Optimus & Host of Saturday Game School
Paul Acevedo: Editor @ Co-Optimus & Host of Saturday Game School
@eastxt.bsky.social
1 year ago
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BOLTED: A Game of Making Friends...Out of Parts Everyone wants friends. Luckily, YOU have a bunch of loose body parts RIGHT HERE. Can you bolt, screw, and rivet them together to construct viable friends for you to enjoy spending time with? NOTE: Th...

Proud to be the 201st backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for BOLTED: A Game of Making Friends...Out of Parts! #Wondermark www.backerkit.com/c/projects/w...

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David Alan Goldberg
David Alan Goldberg
@davidag417.bsky.social
1 year ago
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Anticipating those oh so clever sea lioning sea lions.

The ever boffo zoiks razzmatazz Wondermark by David Malki.

#wondermark #davidmalki #sealions #sealioning #debatebros #unwanteddebate #baitingtactics

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Wondermark Comics
Wondermark Comics
@wondermark.com
1 year ago
Wondermark comic. Panel 1: Scared-looking guy says "Have you noticed something...WEIRD happening? I think our place might be HAUNTED." Panel 2: He and a scared-looking woman look at a pile of dishes in the kitchen sink. He: "LOOK! I swear, I just did these dishes yesterday. They were ALL clean. And YET! WHAT do we see? A bunch of DIRTY DISHES all piled up in the sink!" Panel 3: Now she leads him to a laundry room with a clothesline and overflowing hamper. She: "I've noticed this too. See the laundry basket? It was empty VERY recently! I DID ALL the laundry!" Panel 4: He: "Last night, a creepy voice whispered to me: 'It'll keep happening, over and over, until you die!'" She: "AAAHH! YOU HEARD THAT TOO?"

Wondermark comic. Panel 1: Scared-looking guy says "Have you noticed something...WEIRD happening? I think our place might be HAUNTED." Panel 2: He and a scared-looking woman look at a pile of dishes in the kitchen sink. He: "LOOK! I swear, I just did these dishes yesterday. They were ALL clean. And YET! WHAT do we see? A bunch of DIRTY DISHES all piled up in the sink!" Panel 3: Now she leads him to a laundry room with a clothesline and overflowing hamper. She: "I've noticed this too. See the laundry basket? It was empty VERY recently! I DID ALL the laundry!" Panel 4: He: "Last night, a creepy voice whispered to me: 'It'll keep happening, over and over, until you die!'" She: "AAAHH! YOU HEARD THAT TOO?"

I'm sure I'm the only one this happens to, right?

Wondermark #1552; In which a House is Haunted

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