Me:
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#WorldsOkayestMom
Picked up the kids and they both pissed me off immediately so I’m just vaping in the car until I cool down #worldsokayestmom
I couldn't keep a straight face when discussing consequences. #WorldsOkayestMom 😂
I had the feeling I was forgetting to do something last night. Anyway I realized heading out the door it was ironing X’s uniform pants for his first day 😅 #WorldsOkayestMom
Went to Burlington to buy camp clothes for the kids, but I’m picking through everything to find Mets stuff for myself first 😅 #WorldsOkayestMom
TFW your kid gets to be on one of his favorite roller coasters the moment he turns 12 and everyone on the coaster is singing happy birthday as you go up the lift hill.
#WorldsOkayestMom
To the moms out here giving it their all & doing the most. Happy Mother's day!
(That's basically ALL moms)
To the moms and kids struggling today because your relationship isn't what you want it to be-know that you are loved & worthy (unless that reason is that you are an asshole.)
#WorldsOkayestMom
Some people are saying I moved from #WorldsOkayestMom to #WorldsBestMom
#NFLDraft #GreenBay 💛💚🧀
Haha, as a mom of 4, I may joke about the chaos but I’m so absolutely proud of the people my children have grown up into! 3 adults and one semi-adult (16), but I don’t share them online to protect their privacy. #motherhood #mom #worldsokayestmom
Sensei: When someone grabs your arm, defend yourself like this ::shows defense move::
Ximeno: Why not just kick them in the balls?
And now an entire class of 7-10 year old boys is chanting kick them in the balls
I’m getting some side eye from other parents 😂 #WorldsOkayestMom
My children are sledding on (clean) garbage can lids because Santa is bringing them new sleds and Santa does not do early delivery. #worldsokayestmom
My 9YO asks for an Elf EVERY YEAR.
We finally told her that she's so good that Santa doesn't need to send an elf to watch her & those resources need to go to other kids that REALLY NEED it 😉 #WorldsOkayestMom
#ParentingIsAJoke: Listener Holiday Advice @ophirae.bsky.social
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I just traumatized my child while playing Concentration. #WorldsOkayestMom
Showing little hulk a classic. #WorldsOkayestMom
Little hulk just watched the TNG episode "Conspiracy," and now he doesn't want to go to bed.
I'm laughing, because #WorldsOkayestMom.
Just discovered, while sitting in a public airport lounge, that my youngest’s iPad background was ENTIRELY RAINBOW POT LEAVES. #worldsokayestmom
Saying "my kinds have been watching porn since 5th grade" sounds really icky and gross when taken out of context. #WorldsOkayestMom