Writing is pride that you'll arrive early at the office before realizing halfway there that your efficiency was made possible by skipping a few key steps. Like changing out of your pajamas. #Writaphors
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Writing is the toilet paper aisle where you wonder if this is the moment to upgrade to 3-ply. Maybe the one with a green leaf so you feel like you're doing something good as you do your business. You leave in the end with what you trust: 2-ply. Jumbo rolls. Club pack. #Writaphors
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Writing is the patch of ice you slip on during garbage day as the trash bin forsakes your friendship by toppling onto your face. You frantically try to reclaim your dignity, praying the neighbours did not witness your fall from grace. (They did and were quite amused.) #Writaphors
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Writing is the front door you locked and then walking all the way back up from the driveway three times to confirm that it is indeed still locked. #Writaphors
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Writing is the pause after pouring orange juice in your cereal and eating it with a shrug because, hey, you're still putting in something. #Writaphors
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Writing is the stubborn pant leg you strain your foot against before grudgingly untangling it by hand. Other days, you just can't be bothered with pants at all. #Writaphors
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Writing is the bed you wrench yourself out of, though the blankets are warm and the pillows are soft. To reach for the alarm that's just beyond safety. #Writaphors
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