"Anonymity will be our first line of defense." Hopefully there aren't any hard records of your identities anywhere...
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Um, Azazel... did you have a destination in mind before teleporting everyone? No? That's okay, I guess...
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Okay, maybe he should have thought a bit more before trying to blow up US and Russian fleets immediately after sinking some nukes. That could start a major war.
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I have significant complaints about this movie's choice to pose killing a Nazi who's actively trying to cause a global thermonuclear war as crossing a moral event horizon. And putting the dead Nazi in a crucifixion pose. This is honestly disgusting.
Magneto did nothing wrong.
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I count this as a win for antifa!
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Banshee was underwater for like fifteen minutes! Super Drowning Powers, activate!
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"Sure you can fly this thing?"
"Course I can. I designed it."
Unfortunately, piloting and engineering are separate disciplines.
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"I suggest we suit up." _closes the chest where the suits are stored_
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Why must the men in this story call women things and creatures?
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Charles and Erik are totally boning. This isn't even subtle.
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"You need the sound waves to be supersonic. — Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?"
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Zero emotional impact from Darwin's death.
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Darwin's entire power is not dying, so of course he's the only mutant to die.
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"I am not here to hurt you. I've got people for that!"
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It's a massacre! If only the movie had given us an emotional connection to anyone who's dying.
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So many combat-capable powers. Where's Woman-Who-Can-Detach-Her-Left-Arm-But-She-Can't-Control-It-Remotely?
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Oh, they fawkin!
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Making out during phlebotomy? I really don't recommend it.
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Omigosh Charlie, you can't just _out_ people like that!
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"My facility is off-sight. I can take them." Nothing can possibly go wrong with this.
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"People with extraordinary abilities may already be... :neocat_amogus:"
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Oh, c'mon, Erik, you've got to question people _before_ you kill them all.
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Maiming and killing Nazis, now I can get behind this movie!
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"What next?"
"We find an expert in genetic mutation."
Really? You see a guy named Azazel, looking like a demon and with fire-based teleportation, at a place called The Hellfire Club, and you don't think about going to an occultist?
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2010s era hair and makeup in the Cold War, classic.
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I swear, we get guests accidentally opening that secret door and getting into the classified and incriminating records a dozen times a night.
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Suddenly lingerie? That's a choice.
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Well, this isn't pulling any punches. In the slightest.
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My spouse and I were chanting "Murder him! Murder him!" regarding the evil scientist. Serious disappointment there.
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It's really awkward to tie Magneto's origin story to the Holocaust when he's the bad guy. I understand there's been recent revisions stating that the bad stuff he did was someone impersonating him?
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