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Life. And Scoreboards
Life. And Scoreboards
@jdmcwilliams.substack.com
3 months ago
A parody Xcel ad that features a stock photo of people cooking in a beautiful kitchen that has power. Accompanying text reads "You Want to Cook Food?! Sorry- Better Find Some Fast Food" Below it reads, "Don’t bitch about it. Some houses have family members with serious medical needs, like power for oxygen concentrators."

A parody Xcel ad that features a stock photo of people cooking in a beautiful kitchen that has power. Accompanying text reads "You Want to Cook Food?! Sorry- Better Find Some Fast Food" Below it reads, "Don’t bitch about it. Some houses have family members with serious medical needs, like power for oxygen concentrators."

www.9news.com/article/news...
#LifeAndScoreboards #Golden #Arvada #Boulder #PowerShutoff #XcelNoEnergy

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Life. And Scoreboards
Life. And Scoreboards
@jdmcwilliams.substack.com
3 months ago
A parody Xcel ad that features a stock photo of a woman looking at the Xcel app on her cellphone. Accompanying text reads "Nonexistent Energy" Below it reads, "Will you have power in the Boulder-Arvada-Golden area? Download the app to see if it ever comes back. It is windy, you know."

A parody Xcel ad that features a stock photo of a woman looking at the Xcel app on her cellphone. Accompanying text reads "Nonexistent Energy" Below it reads, "Will you have power in the Boulder-Arvada-Golden area? Download the app to see if it ever comes back. It is windy, you know."

www.9news.com/article/news...
#LifeAndScoreboards #Golden #Arvada #Boulder #PowerShutoff #XcelNoEnergy

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Life. And Scoreboards
Life. And Scoreboards
@jdmcwilliams.substack.com
3 months ago
A parody Xcel ad that reads "Looking for Power? Good Luck, Suckers! - Do you know what 'S.O.L.' means? If you live in the Boulder-Arvada-Golden area, you know now! Power Shutoff going on 27 hours straight!" Below it reads, "It Means, Shit Outta Luck - We might turn the power on for a few hours but then we’re just gonna have to shut it off again tomorrow at 5:00 AM. You don’t like that? What the hell are you gonna do about it, use a different power company? Good luck, Suckers!"

A parody Xcel ad that reads "Looking for Power? Good Luck, Suckers! - Do you know what 'S.O.L.' means? If you live in the Boulder-Arvada-Golden area, you know now! Power Shutoff going on 27 hours straight!" Below it reads, "It Means, Shit Outta Luck - We might turn the power on for a few hours but then we’re just gonna have to shut it off again tomorrow at 5:00 AM. You don’t like that? What the hell are you gonna do about it, use a different power company? Good luck, Suckers!"

www.9news.com/article/weat...
#LifeAndScoreboards #Golden #Arvada #Boulder #PowerShutoff #XcelNoEnergy

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Life. And Scoreboards
Life. And Scoreboards
@jdmcwilliams.substack.com
3 months ago
A parody Xcel ad that reads "Energy from US? Are You Kidding? Not When the Wind is Blowing! - The wind has been blowing across the foothills of the Boulder-Arvada-Golden corridor for thousands of years, but we’ll figure it out eventually." Below it reads, "Welcome! How Did We Screw You Today with the Power Shutoff in Arvada?" The four submission buttons read: [Food in Your Freezer Melted] [Can’t Work Without Internet] [Cellphone is Dead - Can't Charge It] [No Heat or A/C Either]

A parody Xcel ad that reads "Energy from US? Are You Kidding? Not When the Wind is Blowing! - The wind has been blowing across the foothills of the Boulder-Arvada-Golden corridor for thousands of years, but we’ll figure it out eventually." Below it reads, "Welcome! How Did We Screw You Today with the Power Shutoff in Arvada?" The four submission buttons read: [Food in Your Freezer Melted] [Can’t Work Without Internet] [Cellphone is Dead - Can't Charge It] [No Heat or A/C Either]

www.9news.com/article/news...
#LifeAndScoreboards #Golden #Arvada #Boulder #PowerShutoff #XcelNoEnergy

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