screenshot of an ad that says Here Are 29 of the Coolest Gifts for This 2025. The example gift pictured is held in two hands and has a cob of corn being inserted into a cylindrical cup thing. Phallic imagery if you have a smut mind.
#Midwest fleshlight? "Butter your cob with___"
Fill in the blank.
h/t to the Hot Weirdo who added the butter part.
#xmashumor