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Two words: Yo-Yo Phone #YIAYphone

New merch idea, jack, show the greedy big tech that you can absolutely dominate them all. #YIAYphone

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literally just an apple macbook

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#YIAYphone I’m a professional iPhone designer at Apple here is the all brand new iPhone 19 or something idk what number it’s on

the fold-o-phone folds into 5 pieces for extra-long doomscrolling! you can watch two movies at the same time! (no more arguing with your wife on what to watch!)

#YIAYphone i noticed that doomscrolling on reddit was very inefficient

An image of a retro looking cell phone that can fold in half. With several dots of color beside it as options

#YIAYphone uhhh a classic *shuts cunty pink phone like a clam shell* colors include cunty pink, rave green, turquoiz, ourple, and Jett Black

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What about a bowl phone. You eat and do regular phone things at the same time! I would show a picture of this but I have no Photoshop

Back to the basics #YIAYphone

#YIAYphone I designed it myself

I think we should start here. #YIAYphone

Needs to be funny at some point #YIAYphone

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A phone that displays the best bluesky profile

Steam Workshop::GPhone - Remade

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death lasers make anything they're attached to better, maybe if we put some (small ones) on them they'll actually be useful

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actually make them smaller #YIAYphone

Image of a PearPhone, from the Nickelodeon show iCarly.

#YIAYphone PearPhone 'nuff said.

#yiayphone bomb

#YIAYphone did i win

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Instead of using your phone, just use the HUD menu

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Remove the power button, Why turn off your phone when you SHOULD be watching the family funnies like a GOOD BOI

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Design the next iPhone Apple is running out of ideas and needs your help.

#YIAYphone whatever the council member decides to put on this neal.fun/design-the-n...

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Anytime someone writes "YIAY" it immediately autocorrects to "YAIY"

"Yeah, well, uh, just keep your powergloves off her, pal, huh?"
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image of the Power Glove (1998), a Nintendo peripheral controller for the NES https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Glove

Take us back to what we should have had long ago.

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad. #yiayphone

Time And Relative Dimension In Space

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Smart ✅
Mobile ✅
Phone ✅
Rectangular Slab ❌
AI Gimmick ❌

I believe this fits all the criteria…

I just think I should be able to get cucked by my smart phone #yiayphone