“ #YeahObviously, the main thing to remember is to insert the USB into the USB port the right way up. It’s a common mistake, but at this level you’ve just gotta do better.”

“ #YeahObviously, Goldilocks wasn’t happy with the first two bowls of soup, but the third one was just right. And that’s what you want at this level: consistency.”

Celtic were amazing in the first half (maybe partly due to Kompany’s comedy 10-0-0 formation) but surely they had to score when they were on top?

Kane is subbed off, clearly to allow him to get to grips with Bluesky’s new followers-only posting option. #YeahObviously #ChampionsLeague #Shellick

#YeahObviously, Kane was too distracted by Bluesky’s new followers-only option (as predicted in my dreams), and that’s why he just hit the bar. 🤷 #BAYCEL #ChampionsLeague

Harry Kane cutting a promo in the Allianz Arena, dressed in a sharp suit & shirt and looking fairly confident.

Dreamt that a Bluesky mutual is a close friend of Harry Kane, and inspired him to use the new followers-only posting option.

“ #YeahObviously,” Kane opined at a press conference before the Celtic match, “it probably wasn’t designed with me in mind, but we all have to protect our mental health.”

BBC: Harry Kane makes it 2-0 to Bayern Munich in the Champions League after being left unmarked at a corner for some reason(?!) Tbf Celtic regrouped and actually got a late goal, leaving the tie just about alive for the 2nd leg.

One of the best things about Twitter was the ability to retweet really old tweets when their relevance came back round again.

In 2009 a random Shellick Guy tweeted something like “wow Celtic really can’t defend set pieces 🙃” and I retweeted it for years, would’ve done a turn tonight. #YeahObviously

Celtic will be chuffed with that (and I hate “City” so I’m chuffed too).

Harry Kane coming back to Glasgow: not sure he’s been here since he DIDN’T equalise at Hampden when Scotland DEFEATED England 2-1 after Leigh Griffiths’ free kicks WON us the game in scenes of EUPHORIC VICTORY? #YeahObviously