Oprah was no question an overachiever on awful but I think all those managed their own sorts of awful. #YouAreNotTheFather etc

I am NOT the Father. 🥜 🙊 😩🤣

#babydaddy #hilarious #youarenotthefather #toldyou #LOL #chitownactor #CarltonGMcBeth

Just did a DNA myhertiage TEST - fast ways to find the skeletons 🦴

And open a can of worn

#youarenotthefather
#familytree
#morerelatedthenweshouldbe

#MauryPovich #YouAreNotTheFather #AChristmasMiracle

I like getting phishing texts...and answering them. #phishing #text #newnumberwhodis #youarenotthefather

Two things that don't mix: fertility clinics and prankster employees. #youareNOTthefather