#JoeOliver has a "gut feeling". #Zimmermandefense
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#Zimmermandefense MT @ThasWatMiSed gotta do wht u gotta do RT @sherealcool Someone whooped my ass in a fight so in self-defense I killed him
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He was on his cell phone. He must have been calling for backup. #Zimmermandefense
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They didn't test me for alcohol or drugs. So clearly I wasn't under the influence. #Zimmermandefense #circularreasoning
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The dispatcher said "we don't need you to do that", but I strive to deliver beyond what's expected of me. #Zimmermandefense
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He looked suspicious. #Zimmermandefense
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I'm part hispanic. #Zimmermandefense
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My last criminal charge was reduced, so I thought I earned a freebie. #Zimmermandefense
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I have black friends. #Zimmermandefense
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I was just trying to cut out the middle man. #Zimmermandefense
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"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn." - Irvin S. Cobb http://ow.ly/9IxFx #Zimmermandefense
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I have a concealed weapons permit. Don't pull out your gun unless you're prepared to use it. #Zimmermandefense
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“These assholes always get away. He looks black.” #Zimmermandefense #911tape #directquotes #factstrangerthanfiction
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He was resisting arrest. Oh wait, I'm not a cop. My bad! #Zimmermandefense
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It's just standard protocol. #Zimmermandefense
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Didn't want the rest of them to get any funny ideas. It's all about the deterrent effect. #Zimmermandefense
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*kanye shrug* #Zimmermandefense
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Unilateral pre-emptive strike. It's the American way. #Zimmermandefense
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They're expendable. #Zimmermandefense
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Self-defense. Okay, I'm going home now. Deuces. #Zimmermandefense
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My dad wrote me a letter of recommendation. #Zimmermandefense
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He fit the description. #Zimmermandefense
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#TrayvonMartin didn't show me his papers. #Zimmermandefense
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Skittles are nasty. I'm on #TeamStarburst. #Zimmermandefense
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Arizona ice tea cans may conceal a weapon. #Zimmermandefense
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#TrayvonMartin is black and I'm not. #Zimmermandefense
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#TrayvonMartin's shouting disturbed the peace and activated my neighborhood watch PTSD. I had to silence him. #Zimmermandefense
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#TrayvonMartin was blatantly exceeding his recommended daily sugar intake. I had to stop him. #Zimmermandefense
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