Poe ‘Vices They chose layout over love. Fonts over family. You? They left you on read. Introducing the Zine Abandonments Recovery Kits™ — for cats discarded in the name of literary pursuit. Includes a tear-absorbent blankie, guilt-activated chicken button, and the dignity you were denied. Because this isn’t a phase. It’s emotional print neglect.

they made a zine.
you made biscuits.
they published a pdf.
you published your despair (on the carpet).

introducing: THE ZINE ABANDONMENTS RECOVERY KIT™
for the emotionally neglected cat in your life. or on your keyboard.

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