If space is a vacuum, sending dogs up there was kind of fucked up.
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But you know what they say: one small step for man, is, like, seven for the dog.
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The Sixth Sense wouldn’t have worked as a Shakespeare play, because they see dead people
all the fucking time.
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It’s like “Oh, thou seeth the dead? Be we in Copenhagen, for mine eyes must behold the PRINCE OF DENMARK?!”
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I go to great lengths to avoid conflict. A kid declared a thumb war. I draft dodged.
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My thumb made it to Canada. For some reason, it got a ride almost immediately.
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I hate guns, but once i thought about buying Chekhov’s Gun. Eventually I pulled the trigger.
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I like that joke because you hear it, forget it, then remember it during the third act.
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As a kid, I wanted to be in a Looney Tunes cartoon.
I took a trip to Albuquerque just to make a wrong turn.
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My favorite one was always Marvin The Martian. I related to him: I too verbalize my anger because no one can tell from my tone of voice.
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I always followed rules. Especially since he had the map. #ZoomZoomKapow
I ran with scissors only once. That pick cost me the election.
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