This is skedas-tastic. #abstractdad twitter.com/AmandaLynGunn/status/112...
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I may have to abstr-apple-ate an answer. #MATH301 #abstractdad twitter.com/jamestanton/status/98777...
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I’ve used this line re: my twins pretty much every time the question arises. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/benorlin/status/985882310594760704
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This reminds me of one of my favorite gags (see thread below). #abstractdad 😂 https://twitter.com/benorlin/status/981899766811459584
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And on that form he had a 👏 WEDGE! 👏 #abstractdad twitter.com/michael_nielsen/status/8...
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Children's topology lesson: how many little foam inserts does each letter need? (Its first Betti number.) #abstractdad
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Subgroups? Talk to me when your party has a centralizer on the ticket. Until then, I'm set. #abstractdad twitter.com/jamilsmith/status/755180...
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Happy #NewYear everyone. May all your resolutions be projective. #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resolution_(algebra
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The two-body problem may be solvable, but the two-doody problem remains open. Especially when you're out at dinner. #abstractdad
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NOT independent events: A = baby spitting up all over you, B = remarking “ baby hasn’t spit up much lately.” P(A|B) >> P(A) #abstractdad
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2 i.i.d. newborns simul-sleep half as often as 1 baby sleeps: take λ1=λ2=0.5 wakes/hr in this proof proofwiki.org/wiki/Sum_of_Independent_... #abstractdad
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Spot at least 2 reasons Wesley’s head doesn’t contradict the Hairy Ball Theorem #abstractdad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem http://ow.ly/i/aqJP9
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Convinced baby formula is a non-Newtonian fluid. The last few diapers have proven div(F) > 0 #abstractdad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stok...
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Sleep satisfaction is a strongly superadditive function of duration: f(2)+f(2)+f(2)+f(2) << f(8) #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superadditivity
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We had a bunch of versions made, and this one’s the least dorky #abstractdad http://ow.ly/i/aegCz
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So far, {crib, change table, kitchen} is my period-3 attractor. & you know what they say about period-3 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period_three_implie... #abstractdad
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Nothing lulls a fussy baby back to sleep like carrying him along a space-filling path through the house #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space-filling_curve
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Parent protip: shift babies’ nighttime wake distribution from uniform into a finite sum of delta masses #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_distribution
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This baby function satisfies f(-x) = f(x) #abstractdad http://ow.ly/i/a6NSN
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Parenting is a deformation retract onto Y={what your kids want to do} of X={what you need them to do}.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deformation_retract #abstractdad
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