Jacq from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is giving a biology lecture. He's very sweaty, covering his mouth to burp, and wearing very small clothes. His shirt has become a tank top barely covering his nipples, which have purple barbell piercings. He's bursting out of his pants, with food resting on his belly, and food stains around his mouth and hands. He's kneading his belly, too. There are a variety of fast foods around the lecture hall, including from Taco Bellsprout, Plusles and Minuns, and Burger Kingler. This is from the perspective of a student in the front row, with a purple Rotom Pad with notes open. There is also food all over their desk.
JACQ: O-UUURRRP!!! ...Obesity huff is the normal accumulation huff of BWOORRP weight over the perod of... pant... a lifetime. huff OOOUUURRRPPver time, the body, the body huff develops larger and larger hufff UURRRPPPP fat stores, sending more and more hunger signals to the brain for the sake... huff... of protection. huff huff Wonderful technology such as Rotom technology and mobility huff UUUURRRRPPPssistive devices allow us to fully experience huff the joy of being fat! UUURRRPP!
It's wonderful, the progress we huff have made... OOUURRRPP in handling huff our UUURRRPP biology. On a personal note, my husband Salvatore and I have UUURRRP been really piling it on recently... huff I'm trying to UUURRRP stay mobile but, as you can URP see, I'm not exactly showing a lot of BWOOORP restraint, haha! And it's woOOURRPnderful to see you university students taking full advantage of our meal plans! Especially UUURRRP you, Arven. We encourage snacking in lectures, but I can barely see you past your OOOURRP food! Everyone, remember you can adjust your number of meals BWOOORRRP huff at any time! I remember when switching to seven was life changing... huff
There are a variety of posters all over the room, one that says EAT EAT EAT, one with my logo on it, one that says YOU CAN'T THINK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, a timetable that shows a very long lunch break, and 'eating' and 'class'. Another poster for an upcoming theatre performance, with a free buffet, called The Chef and the Baker, dubbed a PERFORMANCE you can SINK your TEETH INTO!
There's also a lot of writing on the board behind Jacq. It reads:
The human body is constantly trying to keep itself safe
-Sometimes, this response breaks, causing unending hunger and an uncontrollable desire for weight gain. This can be caused by high weight pressure, or stomach overstretching. This used to be a problem, but is largely solved by agricultural and technological advancements.
Agricultural advancements have allowed men to get even bigger than before
-Food production levels and consumption levels affect each other and drive each other up.
Culinary skills have also contributed to rising average weights.
There's a graph with "Weight Average (kg)" on the Y axis and "Time" on the X axis. There is a line going way up on the graph.
As a result of both technological and agricultural advancements, as well as simple genetic compounding, the average weight of the human male has risen considerably throughout history, starting in the low 300s when we began recording the average.
It's not uncommon for men to bein producing milk as they grow larger. This milk has been known to slow down the metabolism and drive up weight gain. The reason for this is still unknown due to difficulty testing.
There are also notes on the Rotom Pad. Mobility has decreased as technology has advanced. Due to the increasing comfort of immobility, there has been an uptick in immobility as quiet acceptance or even desirable. Immobility services and technology are relatively new, but have already become central to our understanding of human biology. (Go to Taco Bellsprout after classes! Combo sale! don't forget!)
Jacq’s lectures are always… um… very lively…
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