Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am vertical stripes. I make everyone look a little thinner, a little taller, a little more graceful, a little sharper, a little more self-confident. Now I stand back and appreciate everyone as the beautiful works of art they are. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles
Christopher Moore new book, Anima Rising
Look what just got delivered.
It's thicker than I expected.
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
#AnimaRising
#AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Left to my own devices for too long, I joyfully put them aside until the panic subsides, then open a book and escape to the brightest heavens of imagination. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Left to my own devices for too long, I joyfully put them aside until the panic subsides, then open a book and escape to the brightest heavens of imagination. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am elevated by kindness, enlightened by understanding, and energized by revenge.
#AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
The wind changes every five minutes, each time carrying a different stank of malevolent stupidity, but it's not me. Today I am a crisp, clean breeze above the stank. Today I am lemon fresh. ARE YOU NOT REFRESHED! #alsoWaffles
Who would have thought being anti-fascist would be a bad thing? I guess the same people who think "woke" is a bad thing.
Thank goodness for #Alsowaffles!
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am lifted by the spirit of the Giant Invisible Success Marmot as she ushers me through my day, watching over me and protecting me in her magical ANTIFA marmot pants, which are totally a thing. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Right now, in this moment, I'm okay. In this moment, I'm fine. And thus, deprived of nourishment from the past and the future, anxiety and regret wither away. Right NOW, in this moment, we are all just fine. #alsowaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
If I am bold, mighty forces will come to my aid; probably the Giant Invisible Success Marmot, who brings joy and waffles to all who believe. May she fend off spurious fuckweasels and hatchet bearing murder bears. #AlsoWaffles
Done. Took the day off on 5/13 to go see my fave writer, @theauthorguy.bsky.social in Seattle. Still kicking myself for not visiting at the Beaverton Powell’s years ago. Life is short. Do the thing. Read books. Celebrate creativity, be defiantly joyful! #alsowaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am energy. I am rhythm. I am dance. I will smoke ALL THE WEED. I am become the paisley Power Ranger, giggler at worlds. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I'm looking for a little elbow room,a little breathing space, a little air to move in. Looking for a little time to think, a moment to reflect, a little quiet in which to just be, enjoy being, and ignore all the space and time I'm not in. #AlsoWaffles
This was one of the first "grown up books" my daughter read. I think it was the title and the pic. She loved it and now I'm on the hook for every book you publish.
#AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I'm giving everyone the stink eye. Oh, they can't see my withering disapproval, because I am so chill, but the stink eye is upon them. Having expressed my disapproval, I am freed of it, and go through my day amused. Pleasant. But I'm watching you. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am not afraid. Threats I can anticipate can be eliminated by action, those I cannot are but steam. I resist the urge to use the phrase, "what scares me." I do what needs to be done. #alsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
The strife of the daily news rolls off of me like water off a duck. I am alert and attentive to the feelings of my fellow humans and I rejoice in our collective humanity. My daily death wishes hover in the high single figures. #alsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I associate only with those who see being a kind person as a worthy and important goal and everyone else can fuck right off. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am making lists and ticking off items, remembering to put small sweet goals on the list: pet a dog, help a stranger, allow someone to be profoundly fucking stupid without correction. My spirit giggles in its shell as I go about the less sweet goals.
#AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am lifted by the spirit of the Giant Invisible Success Marmot as she ushers me through my day, watching over me and protecting me in her magical ANTIFA marmot pants, which are totally a thing. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation: As people melt down around me I am chilly. As voices rise in panic, I stay low and slow. I work, fill my days, and do what needs to be done. I am steady and sure, fear, dread,and anger are banished. Waffles take the edge off this crazy shit. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today, a sandwich. And all the satisfaction of doing one thing right and enjoying it. #AlsoWaffles
I've been hitting the meat sweat button with a hammer this morning, so #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I'm doing it. I'm not stalling, not thinking about it too long, not making my day more complicated than it has to be. Think and move, think and move. It's easy. Squirrels do it. Am I not squirrel capable? #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am elevated by kindness, enlightened by understanding, and energized by revenge. #AlsoWaffles
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am lifted by the spirit of the Giant Invisible Success Marmot as she ushers me through my day, watching over me and protecting me in her magical ANTIFA marmot pants, which are totally a thing. #AlsoWaffles
