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#jackolantern
#pumpkin
#alwayslate
#justintime
#funny

When I say “give me a min!” You know exactly what it means! Haha 🤣 #AlwaysLate

What? It’s not my fault it was 6:12pm for 3 hours? 🤷🏼‍♀️

#adhd #adhdproblems #dontaskme #alongfortheride #alwayslate #slay

Your dinner guests are late. Can you order a cocktail while you wait? #late #cocktails #tardiness #wait #alwayslate

Explain this . . . #beingontime #late #punctuality #tardy #alwayslate #etiquette #manners

Would like to say I'm excited to be travelling today ready for tomorrow's conference, but so far my bus has been late and my train was cancelled so I'm having to make new plans as I go...

How is our train network still so, so bad in 2025??? #britishrail #alwayslate

It's a shame that every single @australianlabor.bsky.social leader has to be pushed and prodded on all matters of decency, respect and equality. Every single fucking time.

#auspol #SanctionIsrael #NeverLeader #AlwaysLate

Running late haiku

I’m already late
I might as well make myself
Another latte

#haiku #haikuforreallife #delonghi #athomeespresso #oatmilklatte #alwayslate

@southwestairlines.bsky.social time to reconsider this flight since it never seems to be on time. An hour or more late every time? #alwayslate #SWA

I’m running so dreadfully late - so, let’s procrastinate even more with a AM #ScruffySmokeShow ⏰🗑️💨with a lil stimming out and vape to ease the anxiety;…that I made for myself 🤷‍♂️😂😭🤣
#AdhdTimeManagementFail
#AlwaysLate
#YOLO

Look at me being all all trendy! 😂 #alwayslate #smallbusiness #handmadeuk #buybritish

A short, light-blue stainless steel tumbler that says, "probably late for something" in pink writing is on a carpeted cat tower, and there's a cat perched on the windowsill in the background.

Bought this super cute (and incredibly accurate 😂) cup today, and now I'm just chillin' with Cami by the window, enjoying the cool, evening breeze. 🩷

It truly is the little things in life, y'all. 🥰

#cats #catsofbluesky #alwayslate #peaceful #simplelife

Time is a tricky thing to wrap my head around. #alwayslate #randomthoughts

Finally finished my sister’s Yule gift for the year 😅

I don’t think I ever want to needle felt oranges again.

#needlefelt #crafts #alwayslate

Do you have friends that are always late?
#alwayswaiting #alwayslate #whereyouat

Waking up early to get ready for the opening shift at work is always so hard for me 😴😩 #alwayslate

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Me at 4am when I have to finish my thesis work for school ! #alwayslate #letmesleep

Waiting for the bus #AlwaysLate #My400

"90% of success is just turning up 5 minutes early."

I love this!

It explains a lot.😂

#ADHD
#AlwaysLate

🥳STREAMING SOON -- more like 7pm let's be real #alwayslate

twitch.tv/spirit_creature

#twitchstream #bg3 #bg3stream #durge

Running late is my cardio. Every. Single. Day. ⏰🏃‍♂️ #AlwaysLate

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#twitch #techissues #alwayslate
#timeisntreal #improbabilitydrive
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Two minutes ago I was supposed to arrive at my final station stop. I did not, nor am I approaching. #amtrak #AlwaysLate

I'll be home at six, he says.
We've got loads of time, he says at seven, walking through the door.

#alwayslate
#notmyfault

At least my prof never starts our 8 am on time #alwayslate #notamorningperson

and that's the very last my pressie ordered!!! Now then... for the sending out... *ducks head* #Tradition #AlwaysLate

finished first x-mas present, only a few more to go *lol* #AlwaysLate ;-p (although those will arrive in time me thinks *ha*)