Today, I learned that if I'm falling down stairs with a bag full of trash, apparently I'd rather risk injury than let the trash be dumped everywhere. 😵‍💫

Disclaimer: I'm fine. The trash is fine. And the stairs are on my sh*t list. 😅
#sliceoflife #humor #germaphobeprobs #asiangeek

Why aren't more people talking about centaur Adam Driver in the new Sephora ad? #BurberryHero #sliceoflife #AdamDriver #humor #centaurAdamDriver #asiangeek

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I know why this month is called May.
May rain.
May snow.
May be 80° May be 20°
H/t: @thesomom.bsky.social #humor #sliceoflife #weather #oregon #asiangeek

Oregon 101: When it hails in the middle of May. 😅
#sliceoflife #humor #weather #oregon #asiangeek

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I had a dream where a friend of mine was getting married and wanted their bridesmaids to be dressed as Lily Tomlin characters. So here I am, humbly asking one of my friends to get married and ask this of me. PLEASE. #sliceoflife #humor #butserious #asiangeek

The birds and the bees didn't prepare me for this. #humor #weather #skyporn #sliceoflife #asiangeek

Xīn nián kuài lè! 🪵🐍

Shedding bad energy isn't easy, but the Wood Snake teaches us patience in our time of renewal. With each layer we behind, we grow stronger. #YearOfTheSnake #LunarNewYear #sliceoflife #asiangeek