Sometimes I think my cat is coming to kill me...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #catlife #notguilty #weebugger
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I think it was the Icelandic bards who once said "you buy your cat a toy and it will still try and fucking pull up the floor trim"
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catFriday #catlife
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lounging luxuriously in the rays of the spring sun just before she realises she's too hot...
Waits... Why is I so hots! I still has fluffy winter coat yet sun is shining... Must... Find... Shade...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catSunday
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Photo of a very naughty black and white tuxedo cat standing on top of the gas combi boiler in our kitchen having jumped up there from the cooker...
The cat, at nearly 5 years old has discovers that she can get on top of the boiler. Send thoughts and prayers... Or a better behaved cat...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger
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Wonderful photo of a wonderful black and white tuxedo cat looking ever so fluffy and ever so handsome as she gazes into the distance and considers when will be the right time to bite me
Lot of grumpy shit on my timeline today. Here my cat instead...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
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Slightly blurred photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a white bathtub and looking up longingly
Why you nots let me drink from the bathtub... Peoples make bathtub gin no? Is normal, yes...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #weebugger #catTuesday
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a cardboard box on the kitchen floor looking rather startled... Possibly from the lack of turkey...
Happy Boxing Day for those who need such things... Like me.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #catFriday #boxingday2025
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Close-up and slightly blurred photo of a black and white tuxedo cat looking very eager. It is Christmas after all. Merry Christmas.
Someone wants to say Felix Navy Dads
#asymmetricaudrey
#christmas2025
#peaceandlove
#catWednesday
#castsofbluesky
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A startled photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lounging in what looks like a bedroom.
It's nearly whatmas...?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #caturday #catsaturday #christmas2025 #gollygosh
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat looking very, very fluffy in her full winter fur but also looking very, very serious. Beautiful. Her whiskers are huge.
Vet - you should think about getting a toothbrush for your cat.
Me - it's hard enough convincing her to use the catflap I don't think she's going to brush her teeth...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger #PamAyers
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Photo of a cat (it's a black and white tuxedo cat but you can't really tell) looking every so snug on its bed - ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE in a nice pale oak coloured kitchen.
Audrey took to hanging out up there - warm I guess - so we thought we may as well give her a cushion.
#caturday #catlife #castsofbluesky #asymmetricaudrey #weebugger
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I has sunshine, where is my lollipops and rainbows? They do chicken lollipops yes...
#asymmetricaudrey #ItsASunnyDay #castsofbluesky #catSunday #lollipops #rainbows
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat staring up at the camera with a look somewhere between love and an evil sense of considered mayhem.
I is too beautiful for this house. Perhaps I runs away and joins beauty pagent circuit, or becomes influencer selling snakes oil...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catFriday #TFIFriday #tuxedocat #blueskycat #snakeoil
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When I come home I always let the cat know that it's me - y'know, just in case she's worried who it might be.
But as she can tell which of the 13 kitchen cupboards is being opened at 30 paces I'm sure she can determine that it's me bumbling through the front door...
#asymmetricaudrey #catlife
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Close-up photo of the face of a beautiful black and white tuxedo cat looking very fluffy in the sunlight. The pupils in her green/yellow eyes have reduced to the tiniest of slits as she looks at the camera and the sun.
What? If I not supposed to sleep on top of fridgefreezering why is it warmest place in kitchen on chilly, chilly nights? I is floofy not stoopid...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #tuxedocat #gorgeous
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping on a pale green rug, using a Catit Super Senses Track as a pillow. Like you do...
Won't sleep in her bed, oh no. Will sleep in the middle of the floor using her Catit track as a pillow, tho. Of course!
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger #CatitSuperSenses #tuxedocat #gorgeous ❤️
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I really enjoy the company of my cat.
I can only hope the fact that she keeps coming back and spending time with me is some kind of feline vote of confidence.
I'll take that ❤️
#asymmetricaudrey
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a cardboard box on the floor of a kitchen. The box bears the legend 'box for cheeky cat!' and has a little cat face and whiskers drawn on it. The cat does not look in the least bit cheeky. This is clearly a box that lies.
My definition, not her's.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #weebugger #BoxOfLies
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on a pale grey rug half-heartedly playing with a ball in a track style cat toy. She looks both needy and bored. A dangerous combination.
At breakfast she was all 'play with me, play with me! I'm here! Hello!!` Then as soon as the sun came out - poof - gone who knows where. Cheeky bugger.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #catit #tuxedocat
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a leg (mine, dammit) as I lie on the bed with my legs crossed. You cannot see me in the photo but you can sense the superiority in the expression of the cat...
I sit on your leg because you are not using it... What is problems?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #tuxedocat
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat in a darkened garden. The light from a head-torch has caught its eyes and made them glow a yellowy-white.
So why are them there things in the road called cat's eyes...
Ohhhhhhh!
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #catseyes #jillgascoine #tuxedocat #weebugger
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Close up of a black and white tuxedo cat, sitting in a cardboard box looking very excited.
For me!?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #IfISitsIFits #IfIFitsISits #weebugger
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on grey computer/office chair.
Hey, hooman. You stands up, I sits... What is problem?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger #notguilty #tuxedocat
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in an empty cardboard comic 'long box' as popular in comic stores worldwide and often deployed by fanboys (and girls) for storage at home.
I used to have 13 of these boxes full of comics and 2 rooms full of books, graphic novels and trade-paperbacks...
Now I have one empty box and a cat.
Sometimes less is more ♥️
#comics #caturday #catlife #castsofbluesky #asymmetricaudrey #fanboy #gettingold #oof #geek #peaceandlove
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on a grey fluffy cat bed. The sun is in her eyes. Clearly she needs help, and company.
Clearly Audrey needs me to sit with her and supply some shade...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #sunshine #autumn #nicehooman
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Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on its grey and white bed atop a green hooman bed. The cat, Audrey for it is she, her face carries a look of sheer disdain for the photographer and perhaps the art of photography itself.
Audrey, judging me...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger
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Close up photo of a black and white tuxedo cat with very long white whiskers. For some reason she doesn't look happy. Probably absence of belly rubs...
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Photograph of a black and white tuxedo cat kitten on a grey and white cat bed. The kitten has bright yellow eyes and is wide-Eyed pain attention to the photographer. What a cutie - the kitten that is.
Photo of a now 4 year old black and white tuxedo cat lying on the pavement covered in bits of dirt and leaf detritus. She is staring off into the distance like she has not a care in the world. I imagine she has not. Lovely lady...
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat in an empty bathtub. Its mouth is wide open in full miaow crying out for attention (in this case she wanted the cold tap turning on so she could have a drink). Also on the edge of the bath a Bart Simpson bubblebath dispenser can be seen - he is dressed like the devil. And in the corner a small but healthy looking succulent is reaching for the stars.
Happy birthday to the beautiful ball of fluff that is asleep beside me. 4 years ago some posh cat got knocked up by the nextdoor's heinz 57 Tom. The resulting offspring were of no monetary value but this one became very dear to me ♥️
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #happybirthday
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Silly hooman, I is eating tasty cat goo not Al Fresco. I is not knowing anyone called Al. No, no is not knowing Betty either... (I will taste hooman flesh one day. Oh yes!)
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #alfresco #paulsimon
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Black and white tuxedo catch in a garden, lying in wait by a stone bird bath.
I waits here and catches them when they drops their towels. Good plan, yes?
#asymmetricaudrey #garden #birdbath #weebugger #iamhunter
#castsofbluesky #catMonday #catlife
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