Photo of a very naughty black and white tuxedo cat standing on top of the gas combi boiler in our kitchen having jumped up there from the cooker...
The cat, at nearly 5 years old has discovers that she can get on top of the boiler. Send thoughts and prayers... Or a better behaved cat...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger
Slightly blurred photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a white bathtub and looking up longingly
Why you nots let me drink from the bathtub... Peoples make bathtub gin no? Is normal, yes...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #weebugger #catTuesday
A photo of a black and white tuxedo cat curled up on a blanket on the back of a sofa in the conservatory. She has a sleepy look of distrust or contempt on her face. It's hard to tell. She's no fan of photography.
So you has new phone. Waste of times. No one ringings you. Why you not call a cab for your common senses as they clearly left the building some times ago, yes...
#asymmetricaudrrey
#catfriday
#catsofbluesky
#weebugger
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat looking very, very fluffy in her full winter fur but also looking very, very serious. Beautiful. Her whiskers are huge.
Vet - you should think about getting a toothbrush for your cat.
Me - it's hard enough convincing her to use the catflap I don't think she's going to brush her teeth...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger #PamAyers
Photo of a cat (it's a black and white tuxedo cat but you can't really tell) looking every so snug on its bed - ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE in a nice pale oak coloured kitchen.
Audrey took to hanging out up there - warm I guess - so we thought we may as well give her a cushion.
#caturday #catlife #castsofbluesky #asymmetricaudrey #weebugger
Close-up photo of the face of a beautiful black and white tuxedo cat looking very fluffy in the sunlight. The pupils in her green/yellow eyes have reduced to the tiniest of slits as she looks at the camera and the sun.
What? If I not supposed to sleep on top of fridgefreezering why is it warmest place in kitchen on chilly, chilly nights? I is floofy not stoopid...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #tuxedocat #gorgeous
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping on a pale green rug, using a Catit Super Senses Track as a pillow. Like you do...
Won't sleep in her bed, oh no. Will sleep in the middle of the floor using her Catit track as a pillow, tho. Of course!
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger #CatitSuperSenses #tuxedocat #gorgeous ❤️
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a cardboard box on the floor of a kitchen. The box bears the legend 'box for cheeky cat!' and has a little cat face and whiskers drawn on it. The cat does not look in the least bit cheeky. This is clearly a box that lies.
My definition, not her's.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #weebugger #BoxOfLies
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on a pale grey rug half-heartedly playing with a ball in a track style cat toy. She looks both needy and bored. A dangerous combination.
At breakfast she was all 'play with me, play with me! I'm here! Hello!!` Then as soon as the sun came out - poof - gone who knows where. Cheeky bugger.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #catit #tuxedocat
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a leg (mine, dammit) as I lie on the bed with my legs crossed. You cannot see me in the photo but you can sense the superiority in the expression of the cat...
I sit on your leg because you are not using it... What is problems?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #tuxedocat
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat in a darkened garden. The light from a head-torch has caught its eyes and made them glow a yellowy-white.
So why are them there things in the road called cat's eyes...
Ohhhhhhh!
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #catseyes #jillgascoine #tuxedocat #weebugger
Close up of a black and white tuxedo cat, sitting in a cardboard box looking very excited.
For me!?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #IfISitsIFits #IfIFitsISits #weebugger
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on grey computer/office chair.
Hey, hooman. You stands up, I sits... What is problem?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger #notguilty #tuxedocat
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat lying on its grey and white bed atop a green hooman bed. The cat, Audrey for it is she, her face carries a look of sheer disdain for the photographer and perhaps the art of photography itself.
Audrey, judging me...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger
Black and white tuxedo catch in a garden, lying in wait by a stone bird bath.
I waits here and catches them when they drops their towels. Good plan, yes?
#asymmetricaudrey #garden #birdbath #weebugger #iamhunter
#castsofbluesky #catMonday #catlife
Close up of a black and white tuxedo cat that is giving the evils as it is trying to sleep somewhere it shouldn't be - in this case on top of the knitting box...
I is trying to sleeps...
Everybody's bedtime. Leave me alones.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat asleep, lying amongst a Catit Play Circuit on a green rug. The sun can be seen as though through a blind in bright lozenges across both the cat and the rug
I is tired. You pretends I wore myself out on this this toy you buys me. That makes you happy, yes? Good. Now leaves me sleeps zzzzzZ
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catSunday #weebugger
Close up photo of a beautifully handsome black and white tuxedo cat equipped with a luxurious array of whiskers and a serious expression.
I is beautiful, yet full of love I can share. Serious yet with a heart full of joy. But yes, I kill things...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger
Photo of a black and white tuxedo cat apparently hiding in some long grass in a garden. It has a shifty expression on its face.
I not understanding Blake and his Tigers Tigers. Rhymes funny. Eye and symmetry... You must be Brummie, yes? Perhaps writes for dear Sainted Ozzy?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catSunday #weebugger
Picture of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a very long box that has been laid out with its lid in someone's back yard. The box is considerably too large for the cat. The cat is not bothered by this fact.
If it fits I sits. I needs a box this big for purposes. No, you can haves lid. That I do not needs.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger #tuxedocat
Never seen our Audrey look more seriously judgy. This is what happens when I try to get her interested in the toy rather than the box... My mistake!
#castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger #asymmetricaudrey
Blurry photo of a frumpy looking middle aged man in a blue t-shirt with an Elvis as a DJ design. The man is standing on a garden on a bright sunny day and on closer inspection has a fledgling Robin perched on his left index finger.
When it's warm our Audrey disappears & we hardly see her, & she hardly eats (the food we put out anyway). She's too furry for the sun. She will however still cause mayhem & find gifts for us. If we're lucky (well, if *they're* lucky) we find them before she's finished...
#asymmetricaudrey
#weebugger
Bedtime is for hoomans only... 5 more minutes pleeeez...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger
Photograph of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a chiminea nestled among some spring bulbs that are beginning to shoot up but are yet to flower.
What? Is in sunshine and sooty... No problems...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger
Black and white tuxedo cat cleans itself on a dining table with a bookcase full of CDs and DVDs seen behind it.
When the cat knows she's not supposed to be on the table but you're on a video call so what you gonna do about it..
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger
No, no, I am not thinking *those* thoughts at all... Just... why did you wake me...?
#assymetricaudrey #cat #catlife #notguilty #weebugger #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
OK, I is posing, but I is freezing my toesing in this snowsing... I runnoft now...
#assymetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #weebugger
Sometimes Operation Zoomie gets the green light and you just have to go with it... #asymmetricaudrey #weebugger #catsrule #catsofbluesky
