Some #autisticpred #vore thoughts.
Autistic pred who eats people because they're the only food texture he can stand 🤝 Autistic pred who relies on #cockvore and #analvore because he can't stand the texture of live prey. They're dating and have killer sex while their prey digest.
#autisticpred concept: The "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic" meme but it's voracious. Autistic pred who keeps accidentally seducing eager prey into his gut. "Me and the delicious prey I ate by being autistic". Is this anything? #vore
CC: O)(, Sollux. AA: my little bee CC: My adorable grumpy jellyfis)(. TA: oh, no. TA: ye2? CC: W)(y is it dark outside? TA: uh. TA: dayliight 2aviing2? AA: why is it so cold sollux? TA: human 2ea2on2 are fucked, how 2hould ii know? AA: sollux AA: what did you do to the sun TA: ... TA: ii ate iit. CC: Cod dammit Sollux. TA: hey, don't blame me! TA: blame human2 for not beiing nocturnal. TA: maybe iif ii diidn't have two get my eye2tock2 burned out every day maybe ii wouldn't have two eat theiir 2tupiid 2tar. AA: aw and i thought you did this for me! AA: you know how much i love an apocalypse~ TA: ehehehe. TA: no, you know my armageddon2 iinvolve a lot more belchiing. AA: theres still time for that! everyones awfully cold and right now your belly is nice and warm~ TA: hmmmm. CC: Can we please stay on task? AA: if sollux wasnt going to eat everyone you would CC: ...Point taken. CC: W)(ale, you know w)(at to do! We can't let everyone go cold! TA: ye2, ma'am, your maje2ty!
#autisticpred eats the sun for causing overstimulation, gets scolded by the polycule for it. But they just can't stay mad at him! Arasolfef, my beloved ot3.
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Karkat: ....SO, HOW DID YOU GET INTO THIS? Tavros: uH, gET INTO WHAT, Karkat: THE LORE OF THE WILL SMITH CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. Karkat: THIS, DIPSHIT! THE THING WE'RE DOING! EATING UNIVERSES! HOW'D YOU GET HERE? Sollux: yeah, n0 0ffense tv, but it really d0esn't seem like y0ur scene. Sollux: if i w0uldn't break my jaw trying t0 scarf d0wn th0se h0rns, i w0uld've eaten y0u by n0w. y0u l00k like y0u bel0ng 0n the 0ther side 0f this equati0n. Gamzee: WOW, RUDE MOTHERFUCKER. Karkat: GAMZEE, YOU WOULD JIZZ YOURSELF SENSELESS IF YOU GOT TAVROS SO MUCH AS HALFWAY UP YOUR ASS, DON'T LIE. Gamzee: YEAH, BUT NOT FOR THOSE REASONS.... Tavros: uH, oKAY, Tavros: cREEPY CLOWN FLIRTING AND KINDA RUDE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME ASIDE, Tavros: iT'S REALLY JUST AN, aNXIETY THING, Karkat: WHAT? Tavros: i NEED TO CHEW ON SOMETHING TO CALM MY NERVES, tO FEEL SOMETHING SLIDE DOWN MY THROAT, tO FEEL FULL, Tavros: i CAN CONTROL WHAT DISAPPEARS BETWEEN MY TEETH, tHERE, uH, iSN'T A WHOLE LOT ELSE THAT I CAN, Tavros: tHOUGH SOMETIMES THAT HABIT DOES GET THE BETTER OF ME,
Karkat: ...I GUESS I GET IT. Karkat: I MEAN, YOU ASSCLOWNS NEVER LISTEN TO ME ANYWAYS, SO MAYBE I SHOULD JUST EAT YOU ALL. THEN YOU'D AT LEAST HEAR MY GURGLES. Sollux: nah, i'd be t00 embarrassed at the idea 0f fattening y0ur vantass. Karkat: YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEAT ON YOU TO FATTEN ANYTHING, BUMBLEFUCK. Sollux: ehehehe. Karkat: BUT, SERIOUSLY, I GET IT. Karkat: I'M TIRED OF SPENDING ALL MY EXISTENCE IN FEAR OF BEING SNUFFED OUT LIKE A CANDLE LIGHT. Karkat: BEING WOUND UP TIGHTER THAN YOUR BONE CRUSHING ASS IS EXHAUSTING. PARANOIA IS EXHAUSTING. Karkat: MAYBE I WANT TO BE THE MONSTER PEOPLE HIDE FROM FOR ONCE. Gamzee: PREACH MOTHERFUCKER! LET THE MORSELS BURN! Gamzee: THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU IN THE DARK CARNIVAL YET. Tavros: yEAH, oKAY, i DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT, Tavros: i DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT WHO I EAT AT ALL ACTUALLY, Tavros: tHEY'RE JUST A WRIGGLING WEIGHT IN MY GUT, sQUIRMING AND SWAYING AS I ROCK BACK AND FORTH, Tavros: i DON'T KNOW, iT'S COMFORTING,
Sollux: Sollux: have either 0f y0u tw0 heard 0f autism spectrum dis0rder? Karkat: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, CAPTOR? Sollux: 0h, just a few 0bservati0ns r0se shared with me ab0ut y0u. Sollux: she'd find y0ur c0nversati0n utterly fascinating if her liquified b0nes weren't currently being pulped by my intestines. Karkat: HAHA. YOU'RE NOT BEING COY, SMARTASS, SHE'S TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT TOO. Karkat: FINE, MAYBE I CAN'T STOMACH THE TEXTURE OF FOOD THAT DOESN'T SQUIRM. I'M PICKY WHEN MY APPETITE ISN'T OMNICIDAL. HAPPY? Tavros: oKAY, nOW THAT I GET, Tavros: i LOVE TASTING JADE AS SHE GOES DROWN WRIGGLING, sHE'S PRACTICALLY ALL I EAT SOMETIMES, Sollux: y0u l0ve the texture 0f wet d0g? Sollux: what? Tavros: uH, Tavros: wELL SHE LOVES IT WHEN I TASTE HER TOO, Tavros: jUST, uH, fOR OTHER REASONS, Sollux: yeah, aa and ff usually debate 0n if it c0unts as a bl0wj0b if i'm technically sucking 0n their everything. Sollux: bef0re the acids kick in and they die again. Karkat: DOESN'T THAT HIT CLOSE TO HOME? Sollux: she didn't blame me when i killed her the first time. she w0n't blame me f0r killing her the twelfth.
Karkat: THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFYING WAY YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT, BUT POINT TAKEN. Gamzee: OH, OKAY, SO HE'S ALLOWED TO KILL THE PEOPLE HE LOVES. BUT THEN WHEN I DO IT! Karkat: MAKARA, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR BONEY ASS BACK IN THAT FRIDGE I SWEAR TO YOUR DEAD DIGESTED GODS. Gamzee: HERETICS. AND HYPOCRITES. ALL OF YOU. Karkat: WHERE DO THOSE GALAXIES EVEN GO YOU'RE STILL SKINNY AS SHIT. Gamzee: HONK! Tavros: uH, sPEAKING OF, i THINK THIS UNIVERSE IS ABOUT DONE BREAKING DOWN, Tavros: bWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP, Sollux: 0nt0 the next? Sollux: at least stars d0n't have a texture as gr0ss as human f00d. Karkat: GOD. SECONDED. Gamzee: AGREED. Tavros: iT DOESN'T EVEN SQUIRM, wHAT KIND OF MEAT DOESN'T WRIGGLE DOWN YOUR THROAT, Gamzee: THE KIND HEATHENS EAT MY LITTLE MIRACLE BROTHER. Tavros: dON'T TOUCH ME, Karkat: RIGHT, BEFORE THIS GETS WEIRD AGAIN. Karkat: EGBERT'S BEEN FUCKING OBNOXIOUS WITH THE VANTASS JOKES LATELY AND I WANT A DUMP TRUCK FAT ENOUGH TO SMOTHER HIM. Sollux: y0u l00k like plenty 0f an ass already. Sollux: eheheh-mmph! Karkat: SPARE THE WISE CRACKS, SOLLUX. YOU'LL NEED THE AIR DOWN THERE.
Still on my #autisticpred high. Here's my four favorite troll boys discussing their fine dining!
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KARKAT: OKAY. HAH. THAT'S EVERYONE KARKAT: ALL 8 BILLION, WHATEVER THE FUCK MILLION, WHO GIVES A SHIT THOUSAND OF YOU FUCKERS. PACKED IN. KARKAT: URRRRRPPPPPP!!!! KARKAT: NOW, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LISTEN TO ME EDUCATE YOUR INEPT SPECIES ON THE FACTS OF LIFE. KARKAT: NOTHING ABOUT HUMAN SOCIETY MAKES ANY SENSE. IT IS FRANKLY A COSMIC JOKE YOUR CIVILIZATION FUNCTIONED LONG ENOUGH TO GET CRAMMED DOWN MY THROAT. BUT YOUR ABYSMAL APPROACH TO ROMANCE IS THE MOST EGREGIOUS INSULT OF ALL! KARKAT: YOU HAVE ONE QUADRANT TO CONTAIN ALL OF YOUR ROMANTIC EMOTIONS! ONE! IN THE VAST SPECTRUM OF EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS, YOUR APPROACH IS ONE SIZE FITS ALL, ONE PARTNER FOR LIFE! IT'S UNCIVILIZED! IT'S BARBARIC!! KARKAT: ALLOW ME, AS THE SOLE BASTION OF CIVILIZED SENTIENT LIFE THAT YOUR MISERABLE RACE HAS COME IN CONTACT WITH, TO EDUCATE YOU ABOUT THE GLORIOUS SUPERIORITY OF THE QUADRANT SYSTEM. KARKAT: THERE ARE FOUR, COUNT THEM FOUR KINDS OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP! MATESPRITE, MOIRAIL KISMESIS, AND AUSPUSTICE. YOU WOULD DO WELL TO ADOPT THEM INTO YOUR BELIEFS IN THE FEW SCANT HOURS YOU HAVE LEFT BEFORE YOU'RE REDUCED TO CALORIES PADDING MY ASS. KARKAT: FOR STARTERS, MATESPRITESHIP IS THE ONE MOST SIMILAR TO YOUR DISGUSTING HUMAN ROMANCE SYSTEM, BUT DON'T THINK FOR AN INSTANT THE TERMS ARE SYNONYMOUS.....
Thirty Minutes Later...... KARKAT: .....NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO REFERENCE ONE OF THE FEW HUMAN ROMANTIC COMEDIES I CAN STAND TO WATCH. HITCH UNINTENTIONALLY DOES A GOOD JOB HIGHLIGHTING THE NUANCES OF MATESPRITE- BWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP!!! KARKAT: BLAGH! GROSS! THAT WAS LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF LIQUIFIED CARDBOARD KARKAT: YOUR DUMB HUMAN FASHION TASTES ALMOST AS ABOMINABLE COMING UP AS IT DOES GOING DOWN AND IT PROBABLY LOOKS AS STYLISH TOO KARKT: I COULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING THIS SHIT. WHAT IS THAT A CHRISTMAS SWEATER? GOG, KANAYA WOULD KILL ME JUST FOR STANDING NEAR IT. KARKAT: OR SHOULD WOULD IF I DIDN'T DIGEST HER LAST WEEK. HEY, CAN ONE OF YOU NOT-LITERAL-YET PUKESTAINS PUSH KANAYA'S MELTED DRESS UP CLOSER TO THAT TOP? I PROMISED I'D RETURN THAT TO HER HIVE AFTER I BELCHED IT BACK UP, BUT I THINK IT'S GOTTEN BURIED WITH ALL I'VE EATEN SINCE THEN. KARKAT: NOW, BACK TO THAT MATTER AT. WILL SMITH IS THE ONLY THING PROVIDING WORTH TO THE HUMAN SPECIES. AS IN THIS KEY SCENE....
One Hour Later..... KARKAT: .....THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS THING YOU HAVE GOING ON CROPS UP SO FREQUENTLY I WONDER IF YOU'RE ALL SUBCONSCIOUSLY AWARE OF THE SUPERIOR ROMANCE SYSTEM HANGING JUST BEYOND YOUR GRASP. IT'S NOT QUITE KISMESIS BUT IT'S SO CLOSE THAT I- URRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!! KARKAT: HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A CAR TIRE. I NEED TO STOP EATING THE CITIES AND VEHICLES WHEN I WIPE OUT CIVILIZATIONS, THEY MAKE ME GASSY. KARKAT: ARE YOU ALL ALREADY MOSTLY LIQUIFIED? GOG, I KNEW HUMANS WERE WEAK BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D PUT UP LESS OF A FIGHT THAN FAYGO. KARKAT: NO, WAIT. BAD COMPARISON. FAYGO IS UNDRINKABLE. *KARKAT: MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR WHOLE PURPOSE. I MADE THE STARS IN THE SKY FOR YOU INGRATES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME. KARKAT: MY STOMACH GROWLING IS THE HEARTBEAT OF YOUR UNIVERSE AND EVERY GURGLE MAKES THE STARS SHINE AND THRIVE. IT IS THE LAST SOUND EVERY SPECIES IN THIS UNIVERSE WILL HEAR, MARKING THEIR ASCENSION FROM WORTHLESS DIRT FUCKERS TO GLORIOUS CALORIES. KARKAT: I AM THE REASON YOU LIVE. I AM THE REASON YOU DIE. AND YOUR REALITY WILL BE SNUFFED OUT THE SAME WAY MY BREAKFAST IS. MADE IRRELEVANT BY THE CLOSING OF MY JAWS AND IMMEDIATELY FORGOTTEN ONCE MY GUT REMEMBERS YOU'RE EDIBLE. KARKAT: ANYWAYS, KISMESIS.....
Two Hours Later..... KARKAT: ....AND THAT'S WHY NORMALIZING POLYAMORY WOULD'VE MADE YOUR SPECIES LESS OF A COSMIC EMBARRASSMENT. AT LEAST SOME MEMBERS OF YOUR WASTE OF AN EVOLUTIONARY LINE REALIZED THAT YOU DON'T LOVE EVERYONE THE EXACT SAME WAY AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT A TIME KARKAT: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO LABEL ALL THE DIFFERENT ATTRACTIONS YOU HAVE, BUT I'M GLAD THE IMPULSE LEAD YOU DOWN THE RIGHT PATH. KARKAT: THE PATH OF "MEN CAN ENJOY DICK" AND "LOVING SEVERAL PEOPLE AT ONCE IS FINE ACTUALLY" KARKAT: ARE YOU STILL LISTENING TO ME IN THERE? KARKAT: .. .OH, YOU'RE ALL GONE. WHAT WAS THAT, AN HOUR? ALTERNIA AT LEAST LASTED A DAY. THAT'S JUST HUMILIATING. KARKAT: DAMMIT, I HAD FIVE MORE PAGES OF NOTES. NOW WHO AM I GOING TO SHARE THIS WITH? KARKAT: BWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Karkat does an excellent job of scratching the itch of "Autistic Pred gets so caught up infodumping he doesn't notice his meal digesting"~
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Gamzee Makara edited to have a belly full of the rest of the Homestuck cast, an autism pride symbol on his shirt in the place of his normal symbol.
Specifically niche kink: Autistic Preds. Accommodate my disability by churning away. I'm tired of being babied for being Autistic. We have just as much of a right to be vorny freaks as anyone else!~
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Sharing some edits I made back in disabled pride month. Speaking as a disabled pred myself (an autistic narcissist) the best way to accommodate us is to stuff us full of wriggling prey!
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