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If I had to rebuild from scratch, the plan:

1. Never touch Godot Lightmaps GI again.
2. Sleep instead of rage-debugging for 4 hours.
3. Not delete all my lightmaps and call it “the process.”

(Not that this just happened…)

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Tavros: yOU KNOW, iT'S FUNNY, iN A COSMIC SORT OF WAY, Tavros: i TRIED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT BY GIVING MY CONFIDENCE A NAME, rUFIO, Tavros: aND LATER ON I FIND OUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIVE NAMED RUFIOH, Tavros: bUT NOW THAT I HAVE YOU STUFFED DEEP INSIDE OF MY TIGHT SACK, sQUIRMING AROUND IN MY BALLS, i'M BEGINNING TO THINK I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED A RUFIOH TO BE CONFIDENT AT ALL, Rufioh: what are you say1ng l1ttle man? let me out! 1t's gett1ng t1ght and hot 1n here! Tavros: wHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS HAS ALL GIVEN ME A KIND OF REVELATION, Tavros: mAYBE, aLL I NEED TO BE CONFIDENT IS A CHURNING, hUNGRY, pREY FILLED SACK HANGING OUT IN THE OPEN, sLOSHING WITH EVERY STEP, Tavros: sO IF ANYONE EVER MAKES ME ANXIOUS AGAIN, wELL, Tavros: sLURP, Tavros: iN OTHER WORDS, Tavros: i'VE OUTGROWN YOU RUFIO Tavros: i DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE~ Rufioh: oh, f***, 1t's gett1ng h1gher. Rufioh: hey! help! somebody- mmmmmmmmmmmpppphhhh.... Tavros: i, uH, wONDER IF GAMZEE IS STILL INTERESTED IN ME, Tavros: oR MAYBE YOUR BOYFRIEND HORRUS IS AVAILABLE NOW, Tavros: i'M GONNA NEED SOMEWHERE TO PUT THIS BIG HEAVY LOAD~

Look, I enjoy... three of the Beforus boys, but across the board their Alternian descendant-ancestors (it's complicated) would eat them for breakfast. Literally! Here's Tavros taking what is perhaps the wrong lesson in confidence from it~

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CC: O)(, Sollux. AA: my little bee CC: My adorable grumpy jellyfis)(. TA: oh, no. TA: ye2? CC: W)(y is it dark outside? TA: uh. TA: dayliight 2aviing2? AA: why is it so cold sollux? TA: human 2ea2on2 are fucked, how 2hould ii know? AA: sollux AA: what did you do to the sun TA: ... TA: ii ate iit. CC: Cod dammit Sollux. TA: hey, don't blame me! TA: blame human2 for not beiing nocturnal. TA: maybe iif ii diidn't have two get my eye2tock2 burned out every day maybe ii wouldn't have two eat theiir 2tupiid 2tar. AA: aw and i thought you did this for me! AA: you know how much i love an apocalypse~ TA: ehehehe. TA: no, you know my armageddon2 iinvolve a lot more belchiing. AA: theres still time for that! everyones awfully cold and right now your belly is nice and warm~ TA: hmmmm. CC: Can we please stay on task? AA: if sollux wasnt going to eat everyone you would CC: ...Point taken. CC: W)(ale, you know w)(at to do! We can't let everyone go cold! TA: ye2, ma'am, your maje2ty!

#autisticpred eats the sun for causing overstimulation, gets scolded by the polycule for it. But they just can't stay mad at him! Arasolfef, my beloved ot3.

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Karkat: ....SO, HOW DID YOU GET INTO THIS? Tavros: uH, gET INTO WHAT, Karkat: THE LORE OF THE WILL SMITH CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. Karkat: THIS, DIPSHIT! THE THING WE'RE DOING! EATING UNIVERSES! HOW'D YOU GET HERE? Sollux: yeah, n0 0ffense tv, but it really d0esn't seem like y0ur scene. Sollux: if i w0uldn't break my jaw trying t0 scarf d0wn th0se h0rns, i w0uld've eaten y0u by n0w. y0u l00k like y0u bel0ng 0n the 0ther side 0f this equati0n. Gamzee: WOW, RUDE MOTHERFUCKER. Karkat: GAMZEE, YOU WOULD JIZZ YOURSELF SENSELESS IF YOU GOT TAVROS SO MUCH AS HALFWAY UP YOUR ASS, DON'T LIE. Gamzee: YEAH, BUT NOT FOR THOSE REASONS.... Tavros: uH, oKAY, Tavros: cREEPY CLOWN FLIRTING AND KINDA RUDE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME ASIDE, Tavros: iT'S REALLY JUST AN, aNXIETY THING, Karkat: WHAT? Tavros: i NEED TO CHEW ON SOMETHING TO CALM MY NERVES, tO FEEL SOMETHING SLIDE DOWN MY THROAT, tO FEEL FULL, Tavros: i CAN CONTROL WHAT DISAPPEARS BETWEEN MY TEETH, tHERE, uH, iSN'T A WHOLE LOT ELSE THAT I CAN, Tavros: tHOUGH SOMETIMES THAT HABIT DOES GET THE BETTER OF ME,

Karkat: ...I GUESS I GET IT. Karkat: I MEAN, YOU ASSCLOWNS NEVER LISTEN TO ME ANYWAYS, SO MAYBE I SHOULD JUST EAT YOU ALL. THEN YOU'D AT LEAST HEAR MY GURGLES. Sollux: nah, i'd be t00 embarrassed at the idea 0f fattening y0ur vantass. Karkat: YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEAT ON YOU TO FATTEN ANYTHING, BUMBLEFUCK. Sollux: ehehehe. Karkat: BUT, SERIOUSLY, I GET IT. Karkat: I'M TIRED OF SPENDING ALL MY EXISTENCE IN FEAR OF BEING SNUFFED OUT LIKE A CANDLE LIGHT. Karkat: BEING WOUND UP TIGHTER THAN YOUR BONE CRUSHING ASS IS EXHAUSTING. PARANOIA IS EXHAUSTING. Karkat: MAYBE I WANT TO BE THE MONSTER PEOPLE HIDE FROM FOR ONCE. Gamzee: PREACH MOTHERFUCKER! LET THE MORSELS BURN! Gamzee: THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU IN THE DARK CARNIVAL YET. Tavros: yEAH, oKAY, i DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT, Tavros: i DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT WHO I EAT AT ALL ACTUALLY, Tavros: tHEY'RE JUST A WRIGGLING WEIGHT IN MY GUT, sQUIRMING AND SWAYING AS I ROCK BACK AND FORTH, Tavros: i DON'T KNOW, iT'S COMFORTING,

Sollux: Sollux: have either 0f y0u tw0 heard 0f autism spectrum dis0rder? Karkat: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, CAPTOR? Sollux: 0h, just a few 0bservati0ns r0se shared with me ab0ut y0u. Sollux: she'd find y0ur c0nversati0n utterly fascinating if her liquified b0nes weren't currently being pulped by my intestines. Karkat: HAHA. YOU'RE NOT BEING COY, SMARTASS, SHE'S TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT TOO. Karkat: FINE, MAYBE I CAN'T STOMACH THE TEXTURE OF FOOD THAT DOESN'T SQUIRM. I'M PICKY WHEN MY APPETITE ISN'T OMNICIDAL. HAPPY? Tavros: oKAY, nOW THAT I GET, Tavros: i LOVE TASTING JADE AS SHE GOES DROWN WRIGGLING, sHE'S PRACTICALLY ALL I EAT SOMETIMES, Sollux: y0u l0ve the texture 0f wet d0g? Sollux: what? Tavros: uH, Tavros: wELL SHE LOVES IT WHEN I TASTE HER TOO, Tavros: jUST, uH, fOR OTHER REASONS, Sollux: yeah, aa and ff usually debate 0n if it c0unts as a bl0wj0b if i'm technically sucking 0n their everything. Sollux: bef0re the acids kick in and they die again. Karkat: DOESN'T THAT HIT CLOSE TO HOME? Sollux: she didn't blame me when i killed her the first time. she w0n't blame me f0r killing her the twelfth.

Karkat: THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFYING WAY YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT, BUT POINT TAKEN. Gamzee: OH, OKAY, SO HE'S ALLOWED TO KILL THE PEOPLE HE LOVES. BUT THEN WHEN I DO IT! Karkat: MAKARA, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR BONEY ASS BACK IN THAT FRIDGE I SWEAR TO YOUR DEAD DIGESTED GODS. Gamzee: HERETICS. AND HYPOCRITES. ALL OF YOU. Karkat: WHERE DO THOSE GALAXIES EVEN GO YOU'RE STILL SKINNY AS SHIT. Gamzee: HONK! Tavros: uH, sPEAKING OF, i THINK THIS UNIVERSE IS ABOUT DONE BREAKING DOWN, Tavros: bWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP, Sollux: 0nt0 the next? Sollux: at least stars d0n't have a texture as gr0ss as human f00d. Karkat: GOD. SECONDED. Gamzee: AGREED. Tavros: iT DOESN'T EVEN SQUIRM, wHAT KIND OF MEAT DOESN'T WRIGGLE DOWN YOUR THROAT, Gamzee: THE KIND HEATHENS EAT MY LITTLE MIRACLE BROTHER. Tavros: dON'T TOUCH ME, Karkat: RIGHT, BEFORE THIS GETS WEIRD AGAIN. Karkat: EGBERT'S BEEN FUCKING OBNOXIOUS WITH THE VANTASS JOKES LATELY AND I WANT A DUMP TRUCK FAT ENOUGH TO SMOTHER HIM. Sollux: y0u l00k like plenty 0f an ass already. Sollux: eheheh-mmph! Karkat: SPARE THE WISE CRACKS, SOLLUX. YOU'LL NEED THE AIR DOWN THERE.

Still on my #autisticpred high. Here's my four favorite troll boys discussing their fine dining!

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KARKAT: OKAY. HAH. THAT'S EVERYONE KARKAT: ALL 8 BILLION, WHATEVER THE FUCK MILLION, WHO GIVES A SHIT THOUSAND OF YOU FUCKERS. PACKED IN. KARKAT: URRRRRPPPPPP!!!! KARKAT: NOW, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LISTEN TO ME EDUCATE YOUR INEPT SPECIES ON THE FACTS OF LIFE. KARKAT: NOTHING ABOUT HUMAN SOCIETY MAKES ANY SENSE. IT IS FRANKLY A COSMIC JOKE YOUR CIVILIZATION FUNCTIONED LONG ENOUGH TO GET CRAMMED DOWN MY THROAT. BUT YOUR ABYSMAL APPROACH TO ROMANCE IS THE MOST EGREGIOUS INSULT OF ALL! KARKAT: YOU HAVE ONE QUADRANT TO CONTAIN ALL OF YOUR ROMANTIC EMOTIONS! ONE! IN THE VAST SPECTRUM OF EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS, YOUR APPROACH IS ONE SIZE FITS ALL, ONE PARTNER FOR LIFE! IT'S UNCIVILIZED! IT'S BARBARIC!! KARKAT: ALLOW ME, AS THE SOLE BASTION OF CIVILIZED SENTIENT LIFE THAT YOUR MISERABLE RACE HAS COME IN CONTACT WITH, TO EDUCATE YOU ABOUT THE GLORIOUS SUPERIORITY OF THE QUADRANT SYSTEM. KARKAT: THERE ARE FOUR, COUNT THEM FOUR KINDS OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP! MATESPRITE, MOIRAIL KISMESIS, AND AUSPUSTICE. YOU WOULD DO WELL TO ADOPT THEM INTO YOUR BELIEFS IN THE FEW SCANT HOURS YOU HAVE LEFT BEFORE YOU'RE REDUCED TO CALORIES PADDING MY ASS. KARKAT: FOR STARTERS, MATESPRITESHIP IS THE ONE MOST SIMILAR TO YOUR DISGUSTING HUMAN ROMANCE SYSTEM, BUT DON'T THINK FOR AN INSTANT THE TERMS ARE SYNONYMOUS.....

Thirty Minutes Later...... KARKAT: .....NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO REFERENCE ONE OF THE FEW HUMAN ROMANTIC COMEDIES I CAN STAND TO WATCH. HITCH UNINTENTIONALLY DOES A GOOD JOB HIGHLIGHTING THE NUANCES OF MATESPRITE- BWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP!!! KARKAT: BLAGH! GROSS! THAT WAS LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF LIQUIFIED CARDBOARD KARKAT: YOUR DUMB HUMAN FASHION TASTES ALMOST AS ABOMINABLE COMING UP AS IT DOES GOING DOWN AND IT PROBABLY LOOKS AS STYLISH TOO KARKT: I COULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING THIS SHIT. WHAT IS THAT A CHRISTMAS SWEATER? GOG, KANAYA WOULD KILL ME JUST FOR STANDING NEAR IT. KARKAT: OR SHOULD WOULD IF I DIDN'T DIGEST HER LAST WEEK. HEY, CAN ONE OF YOU NOT-LITERAL-YET PUKESTAINS PUSH KANAYA'S MELTED DRESS UP CLOSER TO THAT TOP? I PROMISED I'D RETURN THAT TO HER HIVE AFTER I BELCHED IT BACK UP, BUT I THINK IT'S GOTTEN BURIED WITH ALL I'VE EATEN SINCE THEN. KARKAT: NOW, BACK TO THAT MATTER AT. WILL SMITH IS THE ONLY THING PROVIDING WORTH TO THE HUMAN SPECIES. AS IN THIS KEY SCENE....

One Hour Later..... KARKAT: .....THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS THING YOU HAVE GOING ON CROPS UP SO FREQUENTLY I WONDER IF YOU'RE ALL SUBCONSCIOUSLY AWARE OF THE SUPERIOR ROMANCE SYSTEM HANGING JUST BEYOND YOUR GRASP. IT'S NOT QUITE KISMESIS BUT IT'S SO CLOSE THAT I- URRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!! KARKAT: HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A CAR TIRE. I NEED TO STOP EATING THE CITIES AND VEHICLES WHEN I WIPE OUT CIVILIZATIONS, THEY MAKE ME GASSY. KARKAT: ARE YOU ALL ALREADY MOSTLY LIQUIFIED? GOG, I KNEW HUMANS WERE WEAK BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D PUT UP LESS OF A FIGHT THAN FAYGO. KARKAT: NO, WAIT. BAD COMPARISON. FAYGO IS UNDRINKABLE. *KARKAT: MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR WHOLE PURPOSE. I MADE THE STARS IN THE SKY FOR YOU INGRATES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME. KARKAT: MY STOMACH GROWLING IS THE HEARTBEAT OF YOUR UNIVERSE AND EVERY GURGLE MAKES THE STARS SHINE AND THRIVE. IT IS THE LAST SOUND EVERY SPECIES IN THIS UNIVERSE WILL HEAR, MARKING THEIR ASCENSION FROM WORTHLESS DIRT FUCKERS TO GLORIOUS CALORIES. KARKAT: I AM THE REASON YOU LIVE. I AM THE REASON YOU DIE. AND YOUR REALITY WILL BE SNUFFED OUT THE SAME WAY MY BREAKFAST IS. MADE IRRELEVANT BY THE CLOSING OF MY JAWS AND IMMEDIATELY FORGOTTEN ONCE MY GUT REMEMBERS YOU'RE EDIBLE. KARKAT: ANYWAYS, KISMESIS.....

Two Hours Later..... KARKAT: ....AND THAT'S WHY NORMALIZING POLYAMORY WOULD'VE MADE YOUR SPECIES LESS OF A COSMIC EMBARRASSMENT. AT LEAST SOME MEMBERS OF YOUR WASTE OF AN EVOLUTIONARY LINE REALIZED THAT YOU DON'T LOVE EVERYONE THE EXACT SAME WAY AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT A TIME KARKAT: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO LABEL ALL THE DIFFERENT ATTRACTIONS YOU HAVE, BUT I'M GLAD THE IMPULSE LEAD YOU DOWN THE RIGHT PATH. KARKAT: THE PATH OF "MEN CAN ENJOY DICK" AND "LOVING SEVERAL PEOPLE AT ONCE IS FINE ACTUALLY" KARKAT: ARE YOU STILL LISTENING TO ME IN THERE? KARKAT: .. .OH, YOU'RE ALL GONE. WHAT WAS THAT, AN HOUR? ALTERNIA AT LEAST LASTED A DAY. THAT'S JUST HUMILIATING. KARKAT: DAMMIT, I HAD FIVE MORE PAGES OF NOTES. NOW WHO AM I GOING TO SHARE THIS WITH? KARKAT: BWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

Karkat does an excellent job of scratching the itch of "Autistic Pred gets so caught up infodumping he doesn't notice his meal digesting"~

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Sollux: i questi0n the practicality 0f this... Terezi: G4SP Terezi: SOLLUX TH1S 1S TH3 W4Y 1V3 DON3 1T 4LL MY L1F3 Terezi: YOUR3 NOT 4CCUS1NG M3 OF B31NG B4D 4T B31NG BL1ND NOW 4R3 YOU Sollux: n0, 0kay, i get the wh0le tasting things t0 see them thing. Sollux: i just questi0n why i have t0 eat s0mething wh0le t0 see it. Sollux: it feels really impractical t0 have t0 eat my friends every time i see them t0 kn0w wh0 i'm talking t0. Karkat: LEMMMPH OMMMPPPHHH!! SMMPHLX! Sollux: dude, st0p kicking, y0u're hitting my spleen. Terezi: W3LL M4YB3 OTH3R P3OPL3 4R3 TH3 PROBL3M Terezi: M4YB3 TH3Y SHOULD DO MOR3 TO 4CCOMMOD4T3 OUR D1S4B1L1TY Terezi: BY L3TT1NG US 34T TH3M Terezi: N4TUR4LLY Sollux: Terezi: Sollux: Sollux: y0u're fucking with me, aren't y0u? Terezi: H3H3H3H3 Sollux: y0u kn0w what? tz's right kk. it's really inc0nsiderate 0f y0u t0 taste like shit. Sollux: y0u c0uld've at least dunked y0urself in h0t sauce 0r s0mething. Karkat: GMPH WMMPH YMMPRSMMPH DMMBLPH BLMMMPH, FMMPHASSMPH!! Sollux: ehehehe!!

Terezi guiding Sollux through the basics after he goes blind. He has a few... concerns.

Karkat translation:
"LET ME OUT!! SOLLUX!"
"GO WANK YOURSELF DOUBLE BLIND, FATASS!!"

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AT: uH, hI JADE, AT: iT'S ME, tAVROS, fROM OUR DATE, AT: iN THE FUTURE, AT: lATER TONIGHT, GG: hi, tavros! GG: don't you know it's rude to text while on a date :p AT: wELL, dOES IT REALLY COUNT IF I'M TEXTING THE PERSON I'M ON A DATE WITH, GG: i mean, i guess. GG: so, how's our date going? GG: or, uh, going to go in the future? GG: time travel is weird. AT: oH, iT'S GOING GREAT, AT: oR WAS, AT: oR IS GOING TO, AT: yOU WERE BEING REALLY NICE TO ME, AT: aND I GOT REALLY FLUSTERED, AT: sO, GG: you didn't. AT: yEAH, sORRY, AT: i'M STILL WIPING THE DOG HAIR OFF MY TONGUE, AT: yOU'RE REALLY KICKING UP A STORM IN THERE, AT: fUTURE YOU, i MEAN, GG: seriously! GG: uugh! AT: i'M SORRY :( GG: this is why you and gamzee didn't work out! you're lucky he's literally indigestible! i don't have that luxary!

AT: yEAH, AT: oN THE BRIGHT SIDE, i THINK PRESENT YOU ISN'T HOLDING IT AGAINST ME, AT: wHICH MIGHT JUST BE BECAUSE SHE ALREADY KNEW IT WAS GOING GO HAPPEN, tHANKS TO THIS CONVERSATION,,,, GG: well, yeah, i don't have much of a choice do i? time travel rules! it technically already happened!! AT: yEAH, sORRY, AT: i JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR RUINING THE DATE, AT: aND TO ADVISE YOU TO NOT WEAR TOO EXPENSIVE A DRESS, bECAUSE IT'S GOING TO GET ACID SOAKED, GG: did i follow that advice? AT: i CAN'T TELL, yOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN EVERYTHING, GG: don't try and complement your way out of this now! your fat ass is sleeping on the couch tonight! AT: oKAY, AT: tECHNICALLY YOU'LL STILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME THOUGH, AT: aS A PART OF SAID FAT ASS, AT: bUT I UNDERSTAND THE GESTURE AND I DESERVE IT, AT: tHIS IS THE MOST I'VE EVER DONE TO FUMBLE A DATE, GG: ... GG: tavros, the first time you tried to ask me out, you informed me that you killed my grandfather in the same sentence. AT: oH, gOD, i DID DIDN'T I, AT: wHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL WITH ME, GG: because, unlike other trolls i could name, you're actually trying. :p

GG: between gamzee and vriska, your bar for healthy relationships is through the floor. GG: but... you're trying to lift that bar higher. and i think that's sweet. AT: aW, i THINK YOU'RE SWEET TOO JADE, GG: yeah, i can tell. AT: oH, gOD, nOT WHAT I MEANT, AT: i MEAN YOU ARE SWEET LIKE THAT TOO, AT: i'LL SHUT UP NOW, AT: i'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, AT: i'LL TAKE YOU WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO NEXT TIME, AT: mY TREAT, GG: am i? AT: uH, GG: okay, now i'm messing with you. GG: that would be sweet. GG: you've officially regained your couch privileges! AT: tHAN- URRRRRPPPPPP,,, -YOU, AT: sORRY, i'M USING TEXT TO SPEECH, AT: yOU GREW REALLY BIG AFTER I GOT HOME TO TRY AND BREAK OUT AND NOW I CAN'T REACH MY PHONE,

GG: GG: yeah... to break out. that's why future me... did that... GG: AT: GG: AT: AT: jADE, aRE YOU INTO THIS, GG: oh, nooooooo! past you just showed up for our date! i gotta go! AT: i SHOULDN'T BE THERE FOR A FEW HOURS YET, GG: bye! AT: AT: hUH, AT: tHAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT, aCTUALLY, AT: yOU KNOW, i'VE GOT A FEW HOURS BEFORE FUTURE YOU FINISHES DIGESTING, AT: mAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN IN THAT TIME, AT: i DID TELL YOU HOW MUCH I ENJOY FEELING MY MEALS SQUIRM~

The fact that Homestuck characters can casually text their past and future selves whenever is really underrated. So many casual vorny scenarios can stem from it! "Sorry, I'm gonna eat you in the future, no hard feelings!"

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Terezi: JOHN 1M NOT GO1NG TO T3LL YOU WH4T YOU C4N F1ND 4TTR4CT1V3 BUT 1 4M GO1NG TO S4Y 1 S3NT YOU B4CK 1N T1M3 TO PR3V3NT N34RLY TH1S 3X4CT SC3N4R1O FROM H4PP3N1NG John: okay, look. i get what you're saying and i'm sorry. but you all look really hot wriggling around in gamzee’s sack!! John: you're packed in so tight i can see your faces outlined in his skin. hi terezi! Terezi: BL444RH Terezi: 3V3RYTH1NG 1N H3R3 SM3LLS L1K3 BUBBL1NG GR4P3 SOD4 :P Karkat: EGBERT YOU REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL FUCK. GET US OUT OF HERE BEFORE I RAM YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL DIGEST YOUR OWN BRAIN! John: pfft, gross! Karkat: YOU DOUCHE CANOE FLOATING DOWN THE RAPIDS OF THE RIVER DUMBFUCK! GAMZEE IS EVIL! HE WAS GOING TO KILL US ALL! HE IS DOING THAT LITERALLY RIGHT NOW! John: hey, that sounds like your job! John: you're supposed to be his moirail........ friend........ boyfriend........ thing! John: my only job is to think gamzee’s hot! Karkat: YOU'VE WEAPONIZED MY QUADRANT LECTURES AGAINST ME! HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS THE MOST PERSONAL BETRAYAL EVER ENACTED ON ME BY ANYONE! I'M HOLDING THIS AGAINST YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE, YOU GOD EMPEROR FUCK NOZZLE!

Sollux: 2eeiing how my clothe2 are already melted iinto cum, ii'd 2ay that'2 only goiing two be about 20 miinute2... Vriska: Oh, I see how it is. When I admit to killing thousands of people, it's a massive turn off, 8ut when the clown does it you can't get enough of him! Vriska: You're a 8acksta88ing dick, John! A diiiiiiiick! John: okay, first of all, you don’t kill food. you digest it. Vriska: Oh, pardon my Alternian French. John: secondly, gamzee does it by melting them all down into cum inside his massive sack! that's at least sexy! Gamzee: YOU KNOW, MOTHERFUCKER, ONCE THESE BROTHERS ARE DONE MELTING, I'M GONNA NEED SOMEWHERE TO PUT THEIR... REMAINS. Gamzee: ;o) John: oh, yes sir! Aradia: Aradia: this is the dumbest possible doomed timeline Terezi: 4GR33D

Too much stuff out there gives Gamzee a redemption arc. He should be allowed to be evil and hungry and horny as the messiahs intended!

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Karkat: HI AGAIN, IDIOT. John: hey numbnuts! John: having yourself a snack? Karkat: I INTENDED TO. THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. John: what state or country or whatever did you eat this time? John: i could see your belly growing from space earlier today, so i'm guessing........ texas, maybe? you were really chowing down! Karkat: ....IT'S DAVE. John: what? Karkat: STRIDER. YOUR, UH, HUMAN BUDDY OR WHATEVER. Karkat: I ATE HIM. HE KEPT MAKING TIME CLONES TO TRY AND ESCAPE. IT SPIRALED AND NOW I'M THE SIZE OF AN ISLAND. Karkat: I'VE BEEN BELCHING UP CRAPPY SHADES FOR HALF AN HOUR. Karkat: BWAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!! John: ........ John: that's hot. Karkat: WHAT? YOUR NOT BOTHERED? Karkat: WASN'T HE YOUR FRIEND? John: oh, he is! he's the best! John: but the fact is, ever since i saw you first eat someone, i knew for a fact that it was all going to end in your gut. John: humans, trolls, gods, universes........ you're humanity's gluttonous god karkat. Karkat: WOW, HOLY SHIT. Karkat: I THOUGHT YOU, LIKE, WEREN'T BOUND BY FATE BULLSHIT OR SOMETHING?

John: oh, this isn't a destiny thing. i just think it's hot! and you're probably hungry enough to do it eventually anyways! Karkat: OKAY, BUT THEN THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT! JUST YOU AND ME AND I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU. THEN WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN? John: well. you, ideally~ John: karkat, you told me you built the stars for me. i don't mind if you want to snuff them out for me too. that's the hottest thing i can imagine. Karkat: .... Karkat: THAT'S THE HUMAN GAYEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME EGBERT. John: oh, come on! Karkat: HEY, YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T A HOMOSEXUAL, EGBERT! Karkat: YOU GET MORE ASTRONOMICALLY WRONG ABOUT YOURSELF BY THE DAY. John: that was years ago, let it go! John: i'm only a homosexual for you, ok? how's that? Karkat: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. APPARENTLY I'M GOING TO BE ALL THAT'S LEFT EVENTUALLY~ John: blargh! using my own fantasies against me! low blow! John: ........ John: wanna watch failure to launch? Karkat: SURE. THE DAVES SEEM TO BE SLOWING DOWN NOW ANYWAYS. Karkat: WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAYS? John: it's a romcom with matthew mcconaughey. he's a human actor- Karkat: YOU HAD ME AT ROMCOM. PULL UP YOUR LAPTOP SO WE CAN APPRECIATE YOUR INFERIOR HUMAN CINEMA.

Small romantic moments during massive amounts of vore! They should've been endgame tbh.

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The Star Wars galaxy after having been completely swallowed whole by Tavros Nitram. A zoom in in the corner shows Tavros talking to a mostly offscreen John Egbert, who is wearing a wedding ring.

JOHN: really dude? i was gone for, like, five minutes TAVRos: hEY, tHIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR CHEAPING OUT ON OUR ANNIVERSARY JOHN: i fed you a planet. TAVROS: aND I'M DIGESTING A GALAXY TAVROS: tHE ONE FROM YOUR STUPID HUMAN STAR WARS MOVIES TAVROS: iT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR MAKING ME SIT THROUGH THOSE AWFUL PREQUELS, JOHN: god, i can't take you anywhere TAVROS: yEAH, bUT YOU'RE INTO IT, JOHN: unfortunately, yes. JOHN: alright, drop the pants bull boy. i'm going to plow you until this galaxy is chyme TAVROS: aWFULLY FORWARD OF YOU MR, nOT A HUMAN HOMOSEXUAL, JOHN: shut up. TAVROS: ♠️ JOHN: ♠️

The pros and cons of hate marrying an alien: his bottomless appetite and his bottomless appetite.

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uHHHH, hI, tHIS IS ABOUT TO SOUND REALLY WEIRD, mY NAME IS TAVROS AND I'M AN ALIEN, fROM ANOTHER PLANET, aND UNIVERSE, dO YOU WANT TO PLAY FIDUSPAWN WITH ME, wHAT, fUCK, dO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE FIDUSPAWN, iS THERE ANY KIND OF HUMAN EQUIVALENT, oKAY, lET'S BACK UP AND, uH, tAKE THIS FROM THE TOP, i'M FROM THE PLANET ALTERNIA, i'M A TROLL, aN ALIEN SPECIES FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, wE HAD THIS CARD GAME, fIDUSPAWN, tHAT I REALLY LIKED, aND I WAS GOOD AT IT, iT WAS, uH, oNE OF THE FEW THINGS I WAS GOOD AT ACTUALLY, sO, i STARTED PLAYING COMPETITIVELY, aND ONE OF THE RULES OF COMPETITIVE FIDUSPAWN WAS THAT THE WINNER GETS TO EAT THE LOSER, sO, uH, nEEDLESS TO SAY, fIDUSPAWN DIDN'T HAVE A COMPETITIVE SCENE ANY MORE A FEW DAYS AFTER I JOINED, nO ONE COULD BEAT ME, sO NO ONE GOT TO ESCAPE MY BELLY, tHIS, uH, sUCKED DICK, tO BE HONEST WITH YOU, aS ONE OF MY FORMER FRIENDS WOULD SAY, bECAUSE NOW I HAD NO ONE TO PLAY WITH,

aND MOST OF MY FRIENDS DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME, aT ALL, sO, i, dECIDED TO DRUM UP INTEREST, i MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD HAVE TO COME PLAY FIDUSPAWN OR I'D EAT THEM, rUFIOH CAME UP WITH THE IDEA, tHAT'S THE NAME I CAME UP WITH FOR MY SELF CONFIDENCE SO I COULD BE LESS TIMID, wAIT, nO, yOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, sORRY, aNYWAYS, i ONLY HAD ABOUT THREE FOLLOWERS ON MY ANTISOCIAL MEDIA SO, nO ONE REALLY TOOK ME SERIOUSLY, bUT WORD EVENTUALLY GOT AROUND ABOUT MY CHALLENGE AFTER I ATE A PLANET OR THREE, aND, uH, nOBODY WAS ABLE TO BEAT MET THAT WAY EITHER, i'VE BEEN REPEATING GAMES WITH THE LOSERS IN MY BELLY FOR AWHILE NOW, i MEAN LOSERS IN THE SENSE THAT THEY LOST THE GAME, i DON'T THINK LESS OF THEM, iN FACT THEY WERE VERY DELICIOUS, aND I THINK A FEW MIGHT BE INTO IT, aNYWAYS, mY GUT'S STARTING TO SHRINK PRETTY RAPIDLY RECENTLY, i DON'T THINK MY UNIVERSE WILL BE AROUND MUCH LONGER,

aS IN UNDIGESTED, mY BELLY’S PRETTY ROUND ALREADY, sO, uH, tHEN I'LL HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO OR PLAY FIDUSPAWN WITH, dO YOU WANT TO PLAY FIDUSPAWN WITH ME, i'D BE HAPPY TO TEACH THE RULES IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR, oR WE COULD CHANGE THE RULES A BIT, i COULD SETTLE FOR EATING YOUR UNIVERSE INSTEAD IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY, jUST ONE QUARTER PER ROUND, oNE BITE AT A TIME, gIVE YOU SOME EXTRA CHANCES TO LEARN THE GAME, wHAT DO YOU SAY,

POV: A certain ravenous bull boy visits your DMs. What do you do?~

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TAVROS: uRRRRRPPPPPP!!!! KARKAT: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. KARKAT: OF ALL THE INEPT NOOKSNIFFERS I COULD SERVE AS A LIKELY SOURCE OF FOOD POISONING FOR DUE TO MY DISGUSTING MUTANT GENETICS, IT HAD TO BE YOU. I HAD TO GET EATEN BY THE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY SPINELESS JACKASS OF MY FRIEND GROUP KARKAT: ANYONE ELSE WOULD'VE BEEN SLIGHTLY MORE RESPECTABLE THE CLOWN WOULD'VE BEEN MORE RESPECTABLE! GAMZEE: DaAwWw, ThAnK you BeSt FrIeNd. KARKAT: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT! EQUIUS: D --> I am loathe to have to agree with him, but the mutant is right It is very unbecoming of us to end up like this davE: back it up a bit, dude. you're sweating all over me EQUIUS: D -> I require a towel John: hey, i almost had him! it's just those damn horns i can't get past. nearly broke my jaw on those things. TAVROS: yOU KNOW WHAT THE HUMANS SAY, dON'T MESS WITH THE BULL IF YOU CAN'T SWALLOW THE HORNS, KARKAT: DIGEST ME NOW....

If you locked all the Homestuck boys in a room together, Tavros is the one who'd emerge with a wriggling belly because none of the others could get past his big ass horns.
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