Has anyone thought about how weird applause is? People deliberately hit themselves to celebrate another person’s achievement. It’s borderline sadomasochistic.
#AutisticThoughts #ShowerThoughts
💡: The Boomer Broligarchs & Leech Class alums are mercilessly hoarding trillions bec *their parents* never had the opportunity to resolve the seismic trauma preptrated by the Industrial Revolution oligarchs, their greed directly responsible for the Great Depression.
#AutisticThoughts
#DeepThoughts
#Thor: The Dark World (2013) is a remake of #StarTrek (2009).
Dark Elves invade and kill the hero's parent/teacher
The hero's frenemy loses a parent/teacher
The hero goes rogue and teams up with their frenemy
The hero and the frenemy beat the Dark Elves using subterfuge
#autisticthoughts
How long has William H. Macy been middle-aged?
#AutisticThoughts
Do you ping the pong or pong the ping?
#AutisticThoughts
It's funny how the political party claiming to be "of Lincoln" is creating an apartheid state based on innate characteristics.
#AutisticThoughts
There's no such thing as an attractive bigot.
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Schrödinger's Bigot: A person existing in a superposition of self-hating fetishization (chaser) and irrational moral panic (hater).
#AutisticThoughts #WrathMonth
Artist: "I'm taking a break from my current art."
Anyone: "Oh? What'll you do?"
Artist: "Work on different art."
Anyone: "...Ohhhh-kay..."
#AutisticThoughts #Artists
I wonder if this consuming depression IS the Zero Point Field??
#AutisticThoughts
How different would 'They Live' have been if the bank gave away free bubble gum?
#AutisticThoughts #MovieMadness
My Middle Eastern friend just came out as Lebanese.
#AutisticThoughts #PrideMonth
How about this? These oligarchs don't represent us, so instead of lumping our countries in with them why don't we call them out by their names?
So it's not the "United States," it's Trump.
it's not "Russia," it's Putin.
#AutisticThoughts
Are you "low maintenance" or did you believe your societal value was tied to presumed independence and low self-worth when you were growing up, and you taught yourself to go without, make do, and not burden your peers, friends, and loved ones?
#AutisticThoughts
What if the "ParaOlympics" and Olympics were combined, and the athletes treated equitably?
Wonder who would win what, and how many "disableds" would outperform the Normies?
#AutisticThoughts
Are you a long-term/Lifestyle submissive, or are you an undiagnosed Autist who craves clearly stated structure?
#AutisticThoughts #BDSM
So, *apparently*, I'm just SUPPOSED TO KNOW there's a difference between high electrolyte fruit smoothie meal replacements and drinking margaritas three times a day!
#AutisticThoughts #WhatDayIsIt
Sometimes I think about Tucker Carlson gooning over Green M&M, not knowing she's trans, and it makes me wonder how many queerphobes are either self-hating closeteers and/or chasers.
#AutisticThoughts #TransRights #QueerLiberation
We should call transitioning "Being born again" to see how many Evangelicals spontaneously combust trying to argue their entire change of identity and habits is different from our change of identity and habits.
#AutisticThoughts #Pride #TransPride
Penectomies would be more effective, though, from a practical perspective.
It's what they use to rape with. #AutisticThoughts
Transphobic vloggers insist people should be happy with their bodies while hawking unregulated 'supplements' to 'repair the damage caused by regulated medicines and treatments'.
#autisticthoughts #pridemonth
Buying food is literally flushing money down the toilet.
#AutisticThoughts #NoQuestionsAtThisTime
I don't feel bad for enjoying every single moment of this room. It's clean and safe. They'll be coming for the poor before too long.
Lengthy hugs, weed, and a vegan munchiefest in my gorgeous Bham home with my favourite people first would have been great.
#autisticthoughts
Dear Republicans & Capitalists:
YOU ARE NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT CHILDREN.
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????
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Why do people follow, then mute???
If I don't like you, I stay away.
#AutisticThoughts
This is one of my favourite months. Bros hate Pride, so that sparks joy in my soul.
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"They struggled so much. I'm so glad they are finally at peace/with their Father🙄/home/etc." IS BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR DEATHS ABLEIST SHIT.
You are very welcome.
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"God (nefarious ultraterrestrial, perhaps?) created a helpmate from a man's rib" is how we got here.
Fucking ridiculous, and you fell for it.
We are sovereign beings; you came from our wombs--not the other way around.
Give me a break.
#AutisticThoughts
Patriarchy at work.
Men care more about power than anything, especially children!!
Children remind them of the innocence they were robbed of, and so deep down they fear being gentle, fun, & kind -and- being "strong"🙄, imo.
#AutisticThoughts
I’m convinced the man, (because of course it was) that invented overhead lighting, invented it purely for devious purposes. #autisticthoughts