Howard: I'm sorry, Ma, I have to stay late at the office. Raj: No, he doesn't! He's lying to you! / S03E17 The Precious Fragmentation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera, but the PS4 has a removable hard drive. Thoughts? Amy: I can't feel my legs. / S07E19 The Indecision Amalgamation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Yeah, you've been going out for years. You haven't even slept together. Sheldon: That's right. It's called foreplay. / S08E24 The Commitment Determination https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world. Raj: Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or a dolphin, I go back and forth. / S05E09 The Ornithophobia Diffusion https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I don't want to be joined to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. Amy: In what way are you screwed? / S04E05 The Desperation Emanation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Nell: Oh, my God, this is amazing. Raj: Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car. / S11E14 The Separation Triangulation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Amy: Image number five, kitten in a teacup. / S07E05 The Workplace Proximity https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Sometimes people think you might come off a little harsh. Bernadette: What? I'm, like, the sweetest person I know. Look at me. I should be in a tree baking cookies. / S08E10 The Champagne Reflection https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: Penny, I-I know what you're doing. Just please stop. Penny: Ooh, listen to this. "Bam. "Pow. Take that, Batman." / S12E15 The Donation Oscillation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Oh, he's the Doppler Effect. / S01E06 The Middle-earth Paradigm https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I assume this medical center's already treated the burns on your bottom from the recent pants fire. / S08E09 The Septum Deviation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Unless you're planning on running a marathon, choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch filled redundancy. / S01E17 The Tangerine Factor https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Raj: It's not creepy. Don't listen to him. Oh, look who's got the sweetest kisses. / S06E21 The Closure Alternative https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Greetings, Mary Cooper. I am Spock. / S04E14 The Thespian Catalyst https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Why am I naked from the waist down? Raj: I don't know where your pants are, but we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove. / S10E20 The Recollection Dissipation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: Sheldon, how is that a fight pose? Sheldon: Mr. Data's weapon is his mind. I'm wielding it. / S06E13 The Bakersfield Expedition https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: How 'bout we buy you this robot, and then we all go home. / S03E07 The Guitarist Amplification https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Just give her some space, all right? Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail. Raj: That's crazy. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her? / S11E07 The Geology Methodology https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: (to Amy) I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake, provided the old gal's candle blow is clean and dry. / S05E19 The Weekend Vortex https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: Can I help you? Theodore: I don't think so, but you're sweet for asking. / S10E10 The Property Division Collision https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

I'm going to tell you everything you need to know. Uh, first, music is dangerous. The movie Footloose tried to warn us, but we wouldn't listen. / S09E10 The Earworm Reverberation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Amy and I are living together in sin, like a couple of New Yorkers. / S10E12 The Holiday Summation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Tam: How did I betray you? Sheldon: You know what you did. / S12E04 The Tam Turbulence https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: You don't know where I am. My physical body is safely ensconced in a secure, undisclosed location. Leonard: You're in your bedroom. / S04E02 The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Amy: I never enjoyed our relationship agreement meetings. Sheldon: Wait. You were pretending? Amy: Sorry. / S09E21 The Viewing Party Combustion https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

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Howard: Right now, Doctor Sheldon Cooper has to send an email to his perfect match. (starts typing) "Greetings fellow life form..." / S03E23 The Lunar Excitation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Bebe: If at any time you feel uncomfortable, just press the panic button and say, "Bebe." Sheldon: (laughs) That's a stupid word. Bebe: That's my name. / S12E19 The Inspiration Deprivation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

I'm just visiting with my son and doing research for my book on how various parenting strategies affected my children as adults. / S12E22 The Maternal Conclusion https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

I am an astrophysicist, so if you ever go out at night and look up at the stars, that's kind of my office. (Referring to Stuart) He sells comic books to children. / S11E03 The Relaxation Integration https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT