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[Leonhard Euler loses sight in his right eye]
[at 59, Leonhard Euler produces more original material after this than anyone in the history of math]
Press: How’d you do it?
Euler: I was less distracted.
[Euler goes blind in Left eye, still works]

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“Quoting @gbnewsonline.bsky.social and expecting to be taken seriously is like watching an episode of Sponge Bob and claiming you’re a marine biologist.”

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#GBNews

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When you feel like the nervous new kid stepping into the 1st grade ZOOM class and then you hear: "This is the best day of my life EVER!" #whyIteach #bestquoteever #bertschilove @Bertschi1975

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Employee at the post office just predicted the end of the internet. "I think the shine has worn off". #BestQuoteEver

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"I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
- Was that place... THE SUN?"

#bestquoteever #Friends

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"I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!" #bestquoteever #KindergartenCop

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'see you next season' - 'looking forward to it' #SPN #BestQuoteEver

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I may have gotten knocked down but I didn't get knocked out! @_mattpitt #BestQuoteEver #WeWontStop

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"No, I mean, who cares" #roger #bestquoteever

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Previous quote from "See for yourself: Duke Nukem Forever demo out" at @arstechnica arstechnica.com/gaming/2011/06/duke-nuke... #BestQuoteEver

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OH: "No one will define standards. HTML 5 is a big circle jerk" #BestQuoteEver hahaha

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