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There's at least one person in the group who's delighted to go back to Baldur's Gate.
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How do you fall back in love with life?
Owlbear cub
#JustOwlbearCub
#WhatASaulusThingToSay
#BG3IncorrectQuotes #BG3Shitpost
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Man I love painting Astarion as a little white creachur
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【Ａｓｔａｒｉｏｎ＇ｓ Ａｓｓ．】
That's it. That's the post.
#BG3 #Astarion #BaldursGate3 #Baldursgate #BG3Shitpost
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A variation of the "how could they have done this" meme, which includes two screenshots from the Eric Andre show, in which Eric shoots Hannibal Buress and then turns the camera and says, "how could Hannibal have done this?" except Hannibal has been labeled with the name "Timber", and Eric is labeled with "Astarion", and he is saying, "Who could have done this?"
"Something terrible has happened!"
- actual voiced dialogue from Astarion after he accidentally drank my character to death XD
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A digitally illustrated comic in a colorful simplistic cartoony style depicting characters from Baldur's Gate 3. in the first panel, Astarion - a paper-white elvish vampire - flirts with a player character named Frey, who is a thin elf with red hair and freckles. Astarion cocks an eyebrow and says, "Mmm.... I bet you'd look amazing without any blood~". In the foreground, Frey has a hand on their hip and looks casually interested. In the background, a player character named timber, who is a purple-skinned tiefling with goat horns stands looking appalled at Astarion. Their expression is reminiscent of the surprised pikachu meme. A yellow text box with an arrow points at timber with the text, "red flag alert activated /negative". Another yellow text box with an arrow points at Frey with the text, "red flag alert activated /positive." The background of this shot and all of the other panels is a light blue gradient with a faded white screen tone polka dot pattern. All panels contain a watermark with the URL for the illustrators tumblr, jack goodfellow dot tumblr dot com. Spelled "jackgoodfellow.tumblr.com". in the next panel, Frey says "oh nice, some loot", and starts bending down to to get whatever is on the ground. At the same time, behind them, Astarion reaches his arms up into the air and yawns, his sharp vampire teeth prominently displayed.
The following panel is an exact copy of the previous panel, except it is contained within a black box and zoomed in specifically on Frey's neck and Astarion's teeth, which look close to Frey's neck at this angle. The next panel is in a thick black border and shows Timber with the same shocked and offended expression as the first panel, except the image is zoomed in to just their shoulders and head. This is an exact copy of the small image of them in the background of the first panel, but it's been enlarged for the close up, and so the image resolution is lower. The background of this shot is black with a light blue starburst effect behind Timber's head to emphasize their shock.
The next panel shows Timber dashing in and scooping up Astarion to hold him over their head while running. Astarion is curled up, looking shocked and confused. His wrists are limply held up to his chest in a manner reminiscent of a cartoon vampire. Timber is shouting in big handwritten purple text, "NOPE! NOT TODAY!!!" Frey looks shocked and has taken a step back with a 'what-the-fuck' expression. The next panel shows timber using all their strength to throw astarion in a high arc through the air so that he lands on his ass with an expression of wide-eyed confused pain. Timber is shouting, "BAD VAMPIRE! NO!!!" Frey watches with their hands up towards their head in an expression of incredulous bewilderment and some concern.
The Final panel shows Timber with their arms crossed and a large broad sword lodged in their chest, having been stabbed from behind. their chest and the sword are covered in dripping blood. They do not look concerned about this, however, and instead have a closed-eye expression of righteous haughtiness. A speech bubble coming from off panel reads, "Okay, but why'd you do it the second time??" with the words "the second time" italicized. Timber responds, "I regret nothing. That man is sus as hell, and he knows it." End image description.
discovered that the "push" action is fucking hilarious, at which point my bestie and I had to figure out the canon reason my otherwise very polite PC (Timber the tiefling) was tossing vampos around XD #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #bg3astarion #baldursgatefanart #bg3shitpost #baldursgatehumor
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Drawn meme of Auntie Ethel, a green hag and antagonist from the video game Baldur's Gate 3. She is smiling evilly and holding out a hand. Text above and below her says, "Your Eye. Hand it over." End image ID.
this is my magnum opus
#bg3 #bg3art #bg3spoilers (ig?) #auntieethel #bg3meme #art #fanart #digitalart #bg3shitpost
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Nobody:
"Absolute"ly nobody:
Astarion:
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