I feel the need to restart the ever-so-slightly-sarcastic #BisexualFacts hashtag game again...

Being split 50/50, bisexuals must make all decisions via coinflip. #BisexualFacts

The odds when gambling on bisexual competitors in events will always be fixed at 50:50. #BisexualFacts

Two bisexuals can combine to form a quadsexual, an exceptionally fun all-terrain vehicle. #BisexualFacts

If you manage to trap a bisexual, they must grant you a wish, but ONLY if you can name one bisexual character in media. #bisexualfacts

Bisexuals have a second, semi-transparent set of eyelids, allowing to better deal with harsh sunlight. #bisexualfacts

Binary was created at a gathering of bisexuals after a group of them became turned on and somebody started counting them. #bisexualfacts

Bisexuals are able to breathe on both land and underwater. That's the origin of the classification amphiBIans. #bisexualfacts

Bisexuals are often assumed to be Doctor Whos, but that's just confusion between "bisexuality" and "binary vascular systems" #bisexualfacts

All supermarkets have a secret checkout lane that is accessible only to bisexuals. #BisexualFacts

If struck by lightning while traveling at 88mph, a bisexual will travel through time. #BisexualFacts

Biplanes were named not for their two sets of wings, but rather for the fact that they were flown exclusively by bisexuals. #BisexualFacts

Bisexuals can convert carbon monoxide into carbon dioxide, just like they can convert your girl or boyfriend. #BisexualFacts

Bisexuals CAN believe it's not butter. And we aren't happy. #BisexualFacts

For legal reasons, bisexuals are unable to drink milk. They are only allowed use half and half. #BisexualFacts

Before bisexuals were discovered, there were "cycles". After, they were given two wheels. And could like more than one gender #BisexualFacts

Every 100 years, when Dracula has resurrected once more, bisexuals are tasked with defeating him. #BisexualFacts

Bisexuals know what all 99 of Jay-Z's problems are #BisexualFacts

Bisexuals get a secret, hidden eighth day each week. It's what the Beatles song Eight Days A Week was about #BisexualFacts

Before bifocals were invented, people with vision problems used to have to hire bisexuals to walk ahead of them and scream out what they saw. #BisexualFacts #BiVisibilityDay

#bisexualfacts #bivisibilityday #bisexualawareness

Is Bluesky the place for #bisexualfacts or have we moved past that joke?

In honor of Bi Visibility Day, I will tell you this: Yes, there are some disadvantages to being bi, but the thing where we can do that little shimmy and step between dimensions is just as cool as you think it is.

#BiVisibilityDay #BisexualFacts

Is this a place where #bisexualfacts would be appreciated yet?

#bisexualfacts Tho field guides state bisexuals destroy enemies in public, bisexuals prefer to allow their enemies to destroy themselves.

#bisexualfacts Your house no longer cleans itself bc of the little known invisible bisexual secret home cleaners strike that started in 1956

#bisexualfacts Bisexuals have scent glands inside their elbows. Once they hug & mark you, they can always find you again by smell.

#bisexualfacts Bisexuals are mitochondrial eve. Yes, every single one of them.

#bisexualfacts Bisexuals are known for their impressive digging skills & build elaborate burrows of branching tunnels to confuse their prey.

#bisexualfacts Although bisexuals can divide once every 20 minutes if supplied with nutrients & kept at 37℃, they usually just fall asleep.