I dreamt that a Loaf of bread had gone completely off. #boringdreams
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I dreamt David Baddiel had had a haircut. #boringdreams
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I took a radiator off the wall, but it was actually a dehumidifier. #boringdreams
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Last night I dreamed about making pasta #CarbJanuary #boringdreams
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I had a dream about having a dream and recounting it to people in the main dream. It was about a Karaoke Drive-in. #boringdreams #metadreams
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Dreamed I got the bridge of my nose pierced and a girl I went to HS with said she didn't like it and I pretended I didn't hear #boringdreams
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Dreamed IT came and replaced my computer and old monitor with two tiny beige CRTs. #boringdreams #techdreams
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Dreamed I found out that someone I work with was secretly the CEO of Time Warner Cable #boringdreams
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Dreamed I found a room in my apartment with additional storage, washer/dryer, and office equipment. And two unknown people. #boringdreams
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Ran a complicated errand for a gun-wielding babysitter (my regularly scheduled #boringdreams have morphed into scary epic #singulairdreams)
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Dreamed about a swarm of killer bees outside my parents' house. My mom let one in to be funny. Forgot to bring laptop charger. #boringdreams
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I think I perfected the #anxietydream: HS reunion that was also a presentation I was unprepared to lead. Wearing a bath towel. #boringdreams
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last night I had a CMS content nightmare and I also dreamed that @rlampasone adopted two really cute rabbits with human mouths #boringdreams
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Dreamed someone shot me in the arm. I was at a convention center and had to find the "trauma" line. Thankfully it was short! #boringdreams
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carrying a stack of LPs and wandering back and forth in a record store trying to decide what to get #boringdreams #vintagedreams
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A cornucopia of anxiety dreams last night. Lost my ring, forgot someone's name, had to get on stage and didn't know my lines. #boringdreams
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I dreamed a shop owner stabbed my foot with a syringe and that my reaction was first to call the local Better Business Bureau #boringdreams
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On the sidewalk, telling kid on the phone places to find Bubble Yum; guy walked by, offered me a spoonful of mac and cheese #boringdreams
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Nightmares. A staircase full of spiders and spiderwebs. We made 8 hour drive and forgot to listen to the Christmas mix I made #boringdreams
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It was something for my dad that I thought he would like #boringdreams #musicdreams
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Dreamed I visited an apartment I had lived in in a previous dream that had been remodeled #realestatedreams #metadreams #boringdreams
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There was a train line in NYC similar to "Disaster Transport" and I was unprepared to perform a comedy routine #boringdreams #anxietydreams
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Dreamed we had a roommate I forgot about. And that I then composed the tweet, "I forgot we had a roommate." #boringdreams #boringtweets
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Dreamed I saw woman wearing my fave silk white w blue clocks thrift store dress but then I got up close and it was different. #boringdreams
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Dreamed of Paris, and of posting a non sequitur on Facebook that got 15 likes. #boringdreams
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Dreamed I was inside a Jurassic Park IMAX movie/videogame. And at work @jennylish gave me a dozen hardboiled dyed Easter eggs #boringdreams
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Dreamed that I accidentally spilled bleach on pretty much everything. #boringdreams
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Had to choose bt identical apts in Billyburg and Cuyahoga Falls, OH. I was leaning toward CF for some reason #boringdreams #realestatedreams
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Dreamed I was next to a tree with leaves shaped like panda bear heads trying to pick the perfect Instagram filter #boringdreams #appdreams
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Harvested giant garbanzo beans from a friend's roof deck #boringdreams #beandreams
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