#BossTom keeps on abusing my printer
#BossTom filed a Hostile Working Conditions form against me today, when I started reading him Mass Effect slash fanfiction #UrdnotWrekt
#BossTom apparently has a lambomaran. two lambos with a superbike in the middle. he's basically a landshark.
#BossTom displaying signs of euphoria
#BossTom is singing Taylor Swift under his breath
#BossTom has been doing this for the last half hour. I think he might be having flashbacks of the 90s
#BossTom: "Thom Yorke is a hack and if i wants to discuss this he can step outside"
oh god #BossTom just opened a banana UPSIDE DOWN, and then ate the horrible bit at the end *sobs uncontrollably*
#BossTom is listening to Radiohead and doing the Thom Yorke awkward dance
#BossTom on the dlr "It's slow and annoying and doesn't come when you want it to" me: *sniggers* #BossTom: "What's funny about that?"
i think my workmate #BossTom is consistently surprised and slightly terrified by how loud I am
#BossTom said he's waiting to get a ps4 until MGS5 comes out, and is going to CosPlay as Snake when he goes to get it. Awesome.
#BossTom is nowhere to be seen, so currently crunking in the office.
phew, internet went down for a bit and me and #BossTom nearly had to have a conversation.
#BossTom is muttering to himself in the corner
#BossTom keeps on complaining about the rain
a modest .1 degree bump. #BossTom wont take off his bomber jacket.
temp: 30.1°
humidity: 34%
time: 12:30
date: 17/07/13
#OfficeTemp
#BossTom says he's off to run the Zetas
#BossTom: I am an angry man
me: [cower]
Me in work today, watching gta5 trailer: I wonder how they do the cloud boxes? #BossTom: hnnnnn keyboard chop
#BossTom is jiving in my face today
cv south now has a sports corner. fuck i hate working here. #BossTom wont put down the golfclubs.
#BossTom has put his headphones on as my graphic offensive descriptions of ######## have made him feel faint.
#BossTom is wearing his shirt like a latino gangster
#BossTom has gone home so time to strip off and wear my best birthday suit
#BossTom is playing candy crush on his phone again.
#BossTom just walked out and said "I may be some time". When I asked where he was going he said he was going out for some cigarettes
think #BossTom is stuck at home cornballing
#bosstom gone to corner shop for cheap eastern european energy drink. he says its banned and it makes him go mental