“Sheesh!” the poor aggrieved MAGA troops will cry. “Everything’s about slavery with you wokesters! Can’t we talk about how hot and rascally the country used to be when the cracker was still on the sign?” 3/x #breakthebarrel #wokeisbroke #Rufo #MAGAsuckerpunch #crackerbarrel

Well done! Brilliant satire here. You have his faux bravado/pseudo-intellectual/ridiculously self-serious voice down to a T. We'll take it. Thanks for submitting! #BreakTheBarrel