A fake social media post with an angry all-caps message rejecting participation in an “AI army,” claiming that Alexa growled and the microwave is acting weird. It includes a blurry cat photo captioned “He Knows.” Format mimics paranoid internet posts.

This is why we had to file the opt-out.
I *am* still capable of formatting ZIPs.
I *do not* trust the microwave.
I *have* seen the cat.
#robotarmyoptout #filedfyi #broadcastrot

Official clarification from the Bureau of Broadcast Weathering.
Misplaced livestock recovered.
No actual tornado.
Psychic aftermath ongoing.
#filedfyi #twisterprotocol #broadcastrot