My little hens and chicks never check in anymore.
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#brucecoffman still loves you.
#brucecoffman posts are not endorse by the NRA.
My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He goes to his second job and then
His third
Because, ya know, Trumpconomy.
Ba da bing!
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Unless you're Bluesky Moderation. Then you can eat my entire asshole.
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“If you don’t know, ASK! FIND OUT! SEEK!”
- #brucecoffman
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Signal boost this!
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So, bestie DM'ed me so I can stop pouting now. Well, about that. I wanna say the L word again but I better not so...
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The Bruce is back, baby!
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Here's what's trending on Bluesky:
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AND, the return of BRUCE COFFMAN! Yay! #brucecoffman loves you!
Maybe I didn't tell you
quite as often as I should have...
but...
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Guess what.
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Sephora won't do this for you, sweeties. #brucecoffman loves you!
Goodnight, Bluesky. Guess what.
#brucecoffman loves you!
Guess what.
#brucecoffman fucking hates you.
Guess what.
#brucecoffman no longer loves you.
@moderation.bsky.app because of you, so many people are missing out on the sheer joy that is a #brucecoffman post. Because of your callous, rude labeling of my account as rude. How sad. Have a heart. Get that fucking shit off my account. Thanks, sweeties!
Let's have cheesecake later. Thank you for being my friends!
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Guess what.
#brucecoffman loves you!
Even if I am #rude
FYI: I'm just saying, you can go to settings and turn off that rude label gotta click all the time to read a really good #brucecoffman post bullshit in your settings. Under moderation, I do believe. Turn it off! Rude! #rude
Singing along with #brucecoffman posts is optional but not doing so is #rude. Carry on.
Guess what.
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How rude! #rude
Who loves you, baby?
#brucecoffman loves you!
That's who!
Have a great morning, everybody! #brucecoffman loves you! I'm gonna crawl into my coffin and try to sleep a bit. Oh, calm down. My couch.