A drawing of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent sitting at a a table together. Bruce is leaning towards Clark, and Clark is leaning away while frowning. Their speech bubbles are screenshots of a chat conversation.
Bruce says "You look cute and fuckable too."
Clark replies "I am. that's not relevant right now though."
A drawing of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Bruce is smiling and has Clark backed into a corner. Bruce is waving his champagne flute haphazardly. Clark is frowning and gripping his press pass. Their speech bubbles are screenshots of a text conversation.
Bruce says "Hey picture this, me, you, a bottle of champagne, some tap water, polio, and a big fat sex at the end of the night."
Clark asks "Polio?"
Bruce responds "Yeah the disease."
a drawing of Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne on a balcony together. Bruce is leaning backwards dangerously over the edge and is holding onto Clark by his tie. Bruce has a happy and ditsy expression. Clark is holding Bruce up with a shocked and upset expression.
Clark is yelling "Mister Wayne!" while Bruce is giggling.
A drawing of Bruce Wayne visiting Clark Kent's cubicle at work. Bruce is holding a bouquet of flowers and has a sparkly expression. Clark is sitting in font of his computer and is side-eyeing Bruce. Their speech bubbles are screenshots of a text conversation.
Bruce says "When i saw you i was taking a bath."
Clark asks "You what?"
Bruce replies "I was taking a bath. When I first saw you. Like i was stunned by your beauty."
Clark says "Do you mean "taken aback"?"
Bruce replies with "Yeah."
i need brucie to be more annoying. torture that reporter now.