When I was a little girl, my sister dated a boy named Harry Gato, and every time I heard Japanese people saying "Arigato" (You are welcome) I thought they were talking about my sister's boyfriend.
#YouThinkIWouldBeEmbarrassedToRepeatThatStory
#ButImNot

If I had a partner and they turned to me right now and asked, “babe, what are you thinking?” I would have to say pancake on a stick and I feel like I *should* be embarrassed about that.
#ButImNot
#FoodForThought
#Amiright

⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️

...and today its...

🤸‍♂️Imagine by John Lennon🤸‍♂️

... suggested by

@thesouthernvixen.bsky.social

😁❤️🤸‍♀

#imagine
#johnlennon
#youmaysay
#imadreamer
#butimnot
#theonlyone

#gonetoosoon

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Someone come squeeze this for me so I can keep scrolling with both hands.

#whatdoiputhere #cause #like #thisissfw #butimnot #nsfw

So, I need to come out of the closet...because I did this. I now own a Harley. And you know what? It's so much fun to ride! This one is an '06 Road King Police with solo tractor seat, dynajet upgrade, and more. 💗 it!
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#dontjudgeme #harleydavidson #harley #roadking #roadkingpolice #butimnot...

Question on level of security...is it really unprecedented as was just claimed on TV? Or on par with inauguration? #popeindc #butimnot

Just had a software developer explain something to me with "imagine you're in a firefight getting shot at, and..." #butimnot #easylife

I'm trying to figure out how my nephew is tweeting when he is supposed to be in class. I'm sleep though...#butimnot

I just saw something advertised as "US hit comedy" and I've never even heard of it. I must be missing something. #butimnot #itlookedshite

The only time I wish I was a baller is during travel... if I had more money than god I'd be flyin the G VI all the way suckazzz #butimnot :(