clueless poster with a woman in a yellow plaid jacket Alt: woman in a yellow plaid jacket looking disgusted with the words "Ugh, as if"

"PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE FOR A BRIEF SURVEY"

I don't wanna be on the line EVER calls make me want to hurl this chunk of plastic into the sun and you want MORE TIME????!!!!??
For FREE?

#callcenterhell #nonono #phoneanxiety