I say #canthavenicethings bc the eldest broke them. I don't know how. But he bright them to me with tears in his eyes apologizing profusely.....
El sigh.... it really be your own people
My left ear buds broke, and somehow it being broke is causing the right ear bud to connect in a janky way....
#canthavenicethings
Turns out it was a half-eaten cupcake with narcissism.
#canthavenicethings
you fell for bundt cake being bundt cake ? 💀
#canthavenicethings
Spent the morning getting caught up on all things #LinuxPhone as I thought I'd heard exciting things were on the way. They aren't. Everything is still awful and it doesn't look like it's getting any better in 2026 :-(
#LinuxPhones #CantHaveNiceThings
Trump destroying American participation & leadership on climate #CantHaveNiceThings
I went into a hobby space looking for reference photos for a cosplay idea and instead found a bunch of (allegedly) grown adults calling eachother slurs for liking specific movies…
This is why hobbies are dying — because people suck #CantHaveNiceThings #damnit
@Lazarou ugh. Must 8
I have that image in my mind's eyes? Man's already ruined pubic hair with his stupid signature on the birthday card drawing.
#canthavenicethings
true. #canthavenicethings
so far i've been able to locally source decent FR wine.
thanks for heads up; go-to brand has been DeCecco but trying out Rummo, found recently at regular grocery stop.
ugh, more stories on why we #CantHaveNiceThings
Still from “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988), where Judge Doom has changed a restaurant’s daily special board from “French dip” to “rabbit dip.” The film set took inspiration from Cole’s restaurant in Los Angeles, which claims to have invented the French dip sandwich.
This restaurant claims to be LA's oldest. After 117 years, it's closing forever. #CantHaveNiceThings www.sfgate.com/la/article/c...
Since some folks are just learning of The Tragedy of the Blade: Trinity Were-Hyena, here’s some potato-quality behind-scenes footage from Spectral Motion. The eye animatronics still 🤯. There’s also outtakes on the Blade: Trinity DVD. #InternationalHyenaDay #WerewolfBoyfriend #CantHaveNiceThings
*"Driverless cars" are fun until you're in an oppressive regime; then they become rolling spycams, they accelerate through street protests, you step into one and you get disappeared forever to El Salvador, etc etc #canthavenicethings
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When someone hates the "others" so bad that they would rather harm themselves #canthavenicethings
Bluesky did set a record for the weird comments that other platforms passed much quicker. #CantHaveNiceThings
Nojono. Kdyby lidi byli andělé, nebyl by block potřeba 🤷🏻♂️ #cantHaveNiceThings
At last! Follows are coming in from cryptotraders, sexbots and spiritual healers! Welcome to bluesky, you worms!
#canthavenicethings
Unfortunately, the people that need to see this won't. And if they do, facts don't matter to them. Americans have proved how dumb we really are as a nation.
#surveysayswrong
#economy #canthavenicethings
Starting to notice more rank and pornographic posts on here in the last few days. Hoping this is just a passing fad. Anyone know if there is a block filter for this? #canthavenicethings #myeyes
Did you guys all break BlueSky? 😂😂 #CantHaveNiceThings
Bike traffic signal in @EmeryvilleCA hit by truck, mangled. #CantHaveNiceThings @TheEvilleEye https://t.co/mx0LalZd0i
#AppleWatch lasted longer than anticipated while in my care. Somehow decimated the screen this weekend. #CantHaveNiceThings #AppleCarePlus
Just destroyed my last three wine glasses all in one shot #PersonalBest #PersonalWorst #CantHaveNiceThings